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I. Like. To. MUNG and I cannot Lie!
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I like to partake in a game of munging once every so often. It builds friendships, and is good for your health too. It's a two (three) player game and it goes a little something like this:

Two friends head out to a graveyard armed with a shovel. They dig a freshly buried corpse and lay it down on the ground, trousers/skirt & underwear removed. One friend cups their mouth around the genitals (works better if the stiff is/was a girl) whilst the other friends climba atop a tombstone. The second friend then jumps off the tombstone and lands stomping on the corpse's stomach and Player 1 has to catch whatever comes out in their mouth and swallow it.

It's a really fun game, good team building exercise and nutritious too!! For all the family (Granny is the BEST contestant to use!).

Is this a normal hobby?

ps. don't get one that's been in the ground too long otherwise your feet just splurge right through them when you land
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Comments (10)
Anonymous
Somebody really has no life when all they have is time to sit around and think up stupid stories like this one. Pat yourself on the back for being a major loser.
Necrophilia, anyone?
Anonymous (Story Author)
somebody really has no life when they have time to sit around and read things like this, think about it, then go to the trouble of replying to it.
Anonymous (Story Author)
what makes you think it's made up? i've heard it before
I googled it. Apparently it exists.


I'm definitly getting cremated...
Anonymous
@: Bob17
The act of "munging", is an urban legend, popularized by Episode 317 of the animated television show South Park. In the episode, children refer to mung as a liquid excreted from a pregnant woman's vagina when you push down on her stomach. Another variant is when multiple people ejaculate into a dead woman and ingest the forcefully excreted mung. The resultant mung ejected when the first person jumps on her stomach must be consumed by the second person, who should have already prepositioned himself so as to 'receive the mung' in proper English fashion.

There are absolutely NO documented cases of this practice.

Yeah, I'm getting cremated.
oh my word. go to bed little boy, and stop thinking up stories you can use to impress someone. [:
I never fucked a dead chick never I swear it motherfucker I swear it
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