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i LOVE EATING PUSSY MORE THEN SUCKIGN DICK
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LIKE IM BI
AND I LIKE BEING BI
ITS THE GREATEST THING EVER
I LIKE DATING OR DOING sh*t WITH GIRLS CAUSE THEY DONT START DRAMA
SEE PUSSY IS A BEST THING A GIRL CAN HAVE,

SEE GUYS ONLY WANT ONE THING AND GIRLS WANT MORE THEN SEX

I USED TOYS ON YM BEST FRIEND AND SHE FEEL IN LOVE WITH IT AND SHE WANTS MORE

SHE SAID I WAS THE BEST PUSSY EATER EVER BETTER THEN GUYS

BUT I LIKE SLEEPING WITH GUYS TO BUT ITS NOT ALL THAT FUN AS IT IS FOR ME DOIGN sh*t WITH A GIRL
I DID sh*t WITH MY 3 BEST FRIENDS AND THEY ALL SAID IM THE GREATEST

SO I EAT BETTER PUSSY THE A GUY I GUESS AND IM PROUD OF IT IF YOU HAVE SUM THING TO SAY ABOUT THIS COMMENT IT I REALLY DONT CARE

YOU COULD CALL ME A w**** OR A sl*t OR A ATTIONTION SIKING w****
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Comments (5)
nearly (10533)
2007-09-20 03:43:32
How about an illiterate idiot? Just about fits the bill for you I think.
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slackjawedyokel (6678)
2007-09-20 07:04:26
well chances are these little girls you are eating out dont know the difference between a good pussy eater and a bad one.


it dont take much to impress the inexperienced.


also it wouldnt hurt you to get your face out of the crack for a while and put it in front of a cracked open dictionary.
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Warner4200 (10422)
2007-09-21 04:34:28
@: Knuckifyoubuck
who me fuck you buddy ur the fucking shit bag

fucker
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EmoKid (9268)
2007-10-14 01:19:51
What was the point of this..Honestly.
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YayItsShinji (11647)
2007-11-14 13:16:02
Hey ever looked on the left side of your keyboard. Theres this cool button called Caps Lock. Now using the Caps Lock could take many years of hard and intense training. But if you focus your mind and put all your will into it... Ah what the hell. You suck. You got one compliment whilist having sex which is where they'll say anything. You sick sl*tty wh***.
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