I've always dated boys in my life, but for the past year or so, I've been transfixed by my French teacher. She's a thirty something year-old woman, and I can't get my mind of her. Since I'm a senior this year, there's about a twenty year difference between us. I've always been a good student of hers, and I think she appreciates my dedication, but I'm not sure if she feels the same way about me.
I'm obviously not planning on doing anything until after I graduate. Should I tell her how I feel after I graduate, and if so, how?
Then, if the former, gift her "Mourir d'aimer" (or however it is, you are the one studying French, not I), in French of course, by Charles Aznavour. As you know (or don't) that song is about a true case that happened in France in the 60's of a tragic love between a lady teacher and one of her students, put a face like Charles Boyer going into the Légion Étrangere as you give her the song.
And if the later, give her the song "Hot for Teacher" by Van Halen, as you ask her, adopting an apache-tango stance, 'voulez vous acouche avec moi?'.
You can be totally sure that she certainly will get the message in either case.