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I Love Poo
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I really just LOVE POO

I know this sounds so strange but whenever i see a girl in the street or shop or ANYWAY i imagine having a massive dump on her chest?
Is this normal?

Last week i paid Slaggish sl*t Susy for a night so i could perform this act and i loved it, it was the best poo of my life and when it ran down her face into her mouth i ejaculated insantly, after she sh*t all over me and i loved it that much i left the skidmarks on for a week while i was off week, it turns me on so much, and i occassionally i smear my own poo all over myself,

i just love it all, the smell, the taste, the texture, the colour its amazing!

is this really sick or am i normal and do others have this same fantasy?

please let me know because im thinking of asking this girl i really like if she'd be up for it, just i need advice cos at the moment im too shy and embarrssed if she rejects me and thinks im a freek

thanks
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Comments (14)
spamjavelin (7659)
2007-04-22 16:09:14
your a freak... its not normal but there are others like you.. they are freaks aswell.

Do you know you probably have aids..try dog sh1t..that'll make you go blind.
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ChrisUFC (7139)
2007-04-22 19:34:06
Ok what you are refuring to is a hot carl or cleveland steamer, I believe that it was all started by a guy named carl that was living in cleveland let a girl shit on him so then the two names branched off and that is what we know today. Alot of guys are into this, my advice use some plastic wrap and stretch it out over your face ( while you laying down ) then let her dump on it. This will warm you up to one day removing it and letting her just shit on you. You can also lay under a glass table and just watch the show. good luck
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colostomybag (7810)
2007-04-22 21:24:22
That's a shame that all those innocent normal people in VA were slain yet you live. Life isn't fair.
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kristina_696969 (6736)
2007-04-23 01:57:15
I luv Pooh and Tigger too!!!

LMAO...OMG
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Shavemeslowly (5177)
2007-04-23 02:02:42
Not normal, but a rather common fetish. Tons of sites devoted to "scat play"
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gangbang420 (5524)
2007-04-23 02:17:28
not normal and it is just sick man. If you eat them, you will become sick and go to the hospital.
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ChrisUFC (7139)
2007-04-23 10:33:07
@: gangbang420
My dog eats shit all the time you just gotta stay away from the "bad turds"
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Camelsoccer_15 (7895)
2007-04-23 15:59:10
let me guess your a f*cking retard and go to the rate-a-dump web site. thats fucking nasty. go and F*ck urself
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goochigurl789 (7900)
2007-04-23 18:16:54
what kind of F***ing freak likes to Shit on gurlz this is messed up!!!
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alritestill (7576)
2007-05-13 15:38:56
i dont feel the same way u feel about feces but im curious of how it tastes like...how does it taste like?
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mrwibble (24761)
2009-06-27 14:15:32
You should try a alabama hot pocket
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ejmejmejmejmejmejmejmejmejmejm (25640)
2009-07-16 06:47:05
You are a f*cking freak. Go sh*t on your mum. See if she likes it. What the hell. Seriously.
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specialist (26755)
2009-09-14 01:34:31
Look dude there are other people with this MENTAL condition.

Trying to say this in the nicest way possible but.

YOU ARE A DAMN FREAK! ITS DISGUSTING AND FUCKED UP, IMAGINE.

"Hey um can i shit on you?"
she will say
"Hell no you fucking freak get a life."
RETARD.
I dare you to ask her adn report back on what the ho says...
fucked up freak.
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specialist (26755)
2009-09-14 01:35:15
@: kristina_696969
lol
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