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I love to fart in crowded elevators in tall buildings.
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I go into tall buildings in big cities and then when the elevator gets crowded, I silently release horrendously stench-filled farts into the atmosphere. Then I crunch up my nose and look around to see "who farted" and look accusingly at the person behind me. Then I often burst into song, usually a song from a musical from the Ragtime era.
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Comments (18)
BigRedOne (22853)
2009-07-28 03:17:02
Good job your very stealth like. And normal.
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NormalityMan (26286)
2009-07-29 13:39:33
Normal. Funny too. Keep up the good work.
We are counting on you to confuse us in the elevator. Peace.
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hotchickie81 (24721)
2009-07-29 18:27:08
LOL!!!!!!
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xXLinnieXx (25994)
2009-07-30 05:10:05
I love you!! XD
your my new hero XD LOL
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firepokeit (25244)
2009-08-02 19:21:54
oh my god you're so cool!!
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psychedelnick (27085)
2009-08-14 00:40:55
yes it is normal. be sure they will be silent. and be sure if they are silent that they are not squirters.
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omgmat (27612)
2009-08-25 15:54:49
haha! i do the same. but i do it just before ive left the elevator then keep calling it back up/down. They musn't escape :D
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sanjay (24003)
2009-08-25 22:04:24
Just lovely. lol
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jessicaskins (27976)
2009-09-02 15:50:57
thats pretty much EPIC (:
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PoisonFlowers (28309)
2009-09-12 01:31:57
xD Hahahaha I love you man!
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DavidCarusoisGOD (28919)
2009-09-24 16:03:48
lolz
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th11803 (29278)
2009-10-05 09:58:23
lol that is so funny i have never heard of anyone that did that ... you are the bomb
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locoroco (29698)
2009-10-12 14:53:13
ahhh you're so mean >.
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maya617 (30062)
2009-10-21 06:55:44
YOU STINKY ASSHOLE. if i were in the elevator with you i would kick your ass.
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Ghostman64 (30900)
2009-11-06 21:22:09
Maybe you should take a shit in an elevator if it turns you on this much
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RandomTrojan (31012)
2009-11-09 04:26:23
Will you marry me? :')
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ashleychan94 (31016)
2009-11-09 11:35:44
Well how would you feel if you were one of those other people in the elevator!!?

LMAO this made me laugh. I'd do that too but I can't purposely make myself fart. Too bad lol....
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huBelial (31005)
2009-11-09 18:09:55
WOW!!! I AM LAUGHING SO HARD RIGHT NOW HAHAHA
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