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I love to fart in crowded elevators in tall buildings.
I go into tall buildings in big cities and then when the elevator gets crowded, I silently release horrendously stench-filled farts into the atmosphere. Then I crunch up my nose and look around to see "who farted" and look accusingly at the person behind me. Then I often burst into song, usually a song from a musical from the Ragtime era.
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We are counting on you to confuse us in the elevator. Peace.
your my new hero XD LOL
LMAO this made me laugh. I'd do that too but I can't purposely make myself fart. Too bad lol....
When he wants his farts to be especially smelly, he eat a big ribeye steak one night, then a prime rib the next night. On the third day he eats a bag of the Beef jerky nuggets about 5-7 hours before doing it.
He only does this once every month or two though. Its hilariously funny though, and he literally can make his farts silent, not sure how I've asked him for tips several times because there's a few ladies at my work whom I'd LOVE to do it to but mine make sounds LOL.
You suck.
LoL
youre normal
good one, keep up the good work! =)
Go to china, everybody does that.