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I love to screw it
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I started a few years back when my boyfriend/cousin brought this lovely little poodle home. It was the most attractive thing i've ever seen.

So i began my affair that night, when it curled up on my bed. It had the most beautiful eyes with that come here look. I couldn't resist it. So then i grabbed it and inserted myself, and began to furiously hump the poodle.

It was the greatest night of my life, and havew done so every night since.
Do you think it's normal?
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...That... is just... sexy in the weirdest way possible o.O
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not that I don't think that it's totally hot
but have you consider the fact that some animals might have nasty shit like AIDS and Siphilis?
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Ms_October
Some things are just...wrong.

It is okay to love your dog, as long as you don't LOVE your dog!

OMB
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well you can't get AIDS or Syphilis from a dog, but there are a few dog specific diseases that can be transferred to humans through sexual intercourse (google "zoonoses" sometime).

As long as the dog is not objecting and you aren't hurting it, then I don't see a problem.
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*chanting* ROCK UR DOG! ROCK UR DOG! ROCK UR DOG!
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That's just sick..
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