It started out as a lonely Friday night, another night by myself. I have no friends because everyone in my Senior High School class thinks I'm wierd. Anyway moving on, I was drinking coca-cola then I accidentily the whole bottle.
It felt great, but that just made me even more wierd. Every time I drink coke I do it..
That was before the internet, where I learned how much strain that much sugar puts on the body chemistry, organs etc.
Stop. It's not normal.
I see what you did there.
Go back to /b/.
If you don't believe me,look up on wikipedia.