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I'm attracted to emoticons
Recently I've been using the Internet. And got in contact with emoticons. Since then I've been surrounded by them. I don't meet many people in real life so I just see emoticons instead of faces most of the time. I've had a crush on several of them. They make me happy, too. Sometimes I wish I could touch their tiny round bodies. Especially an angry red headed smiley makes me horny. I imagine his skin is hot. Moreover, I often wish I could transform to a smiley myself. They're so simple and efficient at the same time. I even think smilies look different depending on the person who uses them. There are times when I'm obsessed by emoticons. I stare at their shiny cute eyes :) or want to hug them.
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Are you fucking serious. RIGHT NOW, turn off your monitor as turning off your computer would take too much time. Get up and DRESS UP then go out and TALK TO REAL PEOPLE YOU FAT WASTE-OF-SPACE AND MEET SOMEONE WITH MORE THAN A STUPID ICON AND A SILLY NAME.
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Are you still reading this, GET THE HELL UP AND GET GOING!!!!