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i'M SEXUALLY ATTRACTED TO KFC
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i find KFC food sexually atractive
that chicken just makes my head spin
the way its so greasy and scrummy
all i can do at work is think of wat good things i coud do if we had a room to ourselves.
EVERYNIGHT AFTER WORK I GET A TAKEAWAY AND RUB IT ALL OVER ME AFTER THAT I DONT SHOWER FOR WEEKS I JUST LOVE THE SMELL.
i think i may have a serious problem can you help ? CrazyChickOX
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Comments (3)
claro666 (3773)
2008-08-23 19:31:52
Udi, I think you should get some help.
Thanks
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flikr (10636)
2008-08-23 22:03:04
this is original, or should i say... original recipe
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cabinet70 (4440)
2008-08-24 02:07:47
I think the head spinning is probably your arteries slowly blocking up a stroke is next for you then youll really be fucked by KFC. In the meantime why dont you fuck the hole in the chicken or shove a leg up your arse
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