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I'm so hot.
47% Normal
8 Comments

I'm honestly the hottest person ever created. I constantly have people telling me how hot I am. Yet, I've never been asked out. Is this normal?
Do you think it's normal?
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Comments (8)
Anonymous
Hi this is the poster. I forgot to include an incred hot pic of myself. Toots!

(I'm in the leopard..rrrrrrrraawr!)

http://www.warpedandtwisted.com/images/fattie1.jpg
wow. that's a funny post considering your pic. But now, at 9st and 5ft 7, I wonder why I was trying to lose weight
Anonymous
oooooo...shexy
Keep away from my dick.
Maybe because you're so full of hot air known as stinky diarrhea gas is coming out of your perfectly shaped ass 24/7 .

The truly hot girls are the ones that don't know it.
SURPRISE BUTTSECKS!!!!!!!!
I don't fucking know!!! I'd go out with you in a sec!!

Then break up with you in a sec!
MY EYES! ME BEAUTIFUL EYES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!