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I need ideas on masturbating heavily
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If you have any good ideas on masturbating? I want to have more, more, and more. I've never hooked up bfore....but I do do lap dancing and I work at a strip joint. i'm 22. Any ideas? Help me.
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sisophous (3738)
2007-03-06 11:41:55
Go to a large public library and do a search on the topic of masturbation. Check out of the library several books and read up on it. The books will give you all the info you need to know and some.
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Danny50010 (6400)
2007-03-06 19:07:50
WTF?!?!?!?, Do you have ne pics?
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sisophous (3738)
2007-03-06 20:05:02
@: Danny50010
Books written by experts will have illustrations/photos, the works. The information is all there for free if you choose to use it. Get a library card if you wish to check out any books to take home, otherwise read up on it while at the library.
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Danny50010 (6400)
2007-03-06 20:23:48
@: sisophous
WTF are you talking about moron? I wanna see pics of her, not people masturbating. Dick head.
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Breezy (6041)
2007-03-06 20:31:09
@: Danny50010
Don't call him a d*ck head.
He gives really good advice to people.
He's just trying to help.
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Shaka_Zulu (3938)
2007-03-07 03:47:18
danny is a retard.
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ninjadude (6349)
2007-03-09 05:30:37
you are a stripper but don't know how to masturbate? And you've never had sex? I'm just not buying this story for some reason, sorry, my sis' is a stripper, so I know how those types of girls think and live. And I'm just not buying it. And any person knows how to please themselves, because they can figure out by trial and error what feels good and what doens't. Ya'll are dumb if you can't figure that one out, no offense.
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Danny50010 (6400)
2007-03-10 23:06:15
@: Breezy
I called him that cause he gave my an answer that had absolutely nothing to do with what I said. He may give good advice but he has to pay more attention to what people write.
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ItsVeryNormal (6513)
2007-03-11 23:12:13
DON'T MASTURBATE FUCK ME!!!
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surferchick (6811)
2007-03-21 15:37:46
i say stop working at a strip joint and find a man for longer than half an hour, and in the privacy of your home thank u.
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kristina_696969 (6736)
2007-03-21 16:19:23
Is working at a strip joint so wrong? I am not saying that it is a good profession but hey if that's her bag let her do it! It may not be for me...but I can't knock someone if they are trying to get ahead! You don't know her situation! She may be a real nice gurl that is paying her way throughg colege I actually know gurls that have done that!
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bthesailor (6827)
2007-03-22 00:36:12
Go to a good Japaneese market and buy a Live Octopuss. "Train" it every day for 1 Hr. ( Those little succkers are AMAZING !)
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mymunchkins (5639)
2007-03-23 00:58:54
@: bthesailor
Octopus is only good for eating. Hell with letting it wriggle your snatch. EW!

Start with lotioning Kitty. A little hands-on will do wonders.

Get some practice in - you probably won't do it right the first time. Get a little personal massager (one of those battery-powered things that Walmart sells with the little arms that you use on sore neck and back muscles). Less intimidating than a penis-shaped plastic vibrator.

Practice makes perfect!
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