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i am 14 and i have never had sex. i need some pussy. even a pocket pussy would do but there is no way i could order 1. can you help me out and think of something that i may have in the house that i could shag for e.g between a matress and a bed. i have tried that but it wasn't very comfy. please give me some tips.
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Comments (20)
jenisis (883)
2006-01-22 13:18:47
warm up a whole crap load of your sisters hair gel, load your hands up with it and jerk away.
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Anonymous
2006-01-22 14:12:34
got any pets?
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silence (442)
2006-01-22 17:48:28
Try a tube sock? I'm not a guy, so yeah...
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Anonymous
2006-01-22 18:32:04
latex glove in a tp tube with lube
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pie1985 (720)
2006-01-23 02:22:21
a pringles tube full of liver, get the full period experiance, bloodylicious!!!!!

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citizenpremier (159)
2006-01-23 17:44:34
Electrical sockets!
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Moi (588)
2006-01-23 19:55:35
Apple pie . . .
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Anonymous
2006-01-24 13:35:59
Someone mentioned your sisters hair gel (hell with the hair gel, try your sister) It is alway best to put your sister to the test and that way you can get a lot of pratice and get real good before you start on someone else.
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jenisis (883)
2006-01-26 07:29:12
lol^
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mgmuer (2323)
2006-06-05 11:52:03
Hell let me do ur sister. lol. naw but don't worry ull get older and find out that all guys go through that fase. Then thats when u find a girl to fuck. Just try to get a girl to fingure for now.
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Chuckle (2016)
2006-06-14 13:24:36
@: Anonymous
Amen to the sister fuck
HELL YEAH
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lilkeke596 (2497)
2006-06-23 20:38:28
dude you're 14 for gods sake
wait for the real thing shiiit
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kandii (2491)
2006-06-25 06:48:18
yea i agree with them ..fuck your sister
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long_fat_shlong (2538)
2006-06-26 09:18:00
why not using the liver on your sister while she fingers her ass with the hair gel? you fucking idiot...

LMAO
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ijack2 (2912)
2006-07-24 15:20:31
hey dude you're only 14!!! you say you've used a matress before try using a sofa instead!! Now you also need to use a plastic sandwich bag, place it between the pillow and lube it up and f*** it! You could also try this like on a table or something high enough to stand!!
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littlefatAmit (3615)
2006-09-05 19:04:11
Go to St Margaret's bus station and in the male toilets stick your dick through the hole in cubicle 4.It's not exactly pussy,but a blow job's a blowjob.
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negativecreep (7979)
2007-05-11 14:58:29
pencil sharpener
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AllTaboo25 (10052)
2007-08-17 06:58:59
all about the sister sex
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Dadoganddabitch (11977)
2007-11-29 20:19:50
well...hommy it ain never too early to fuck...the the thing iz the girls that come in question at you age...gat no real pussy yet...just chill till the clit gets bigga and them lips fatter then...you will deff need pussy...as in 4 me I started real early...but then...that was no shit coz I couldn cum...when you can cum...den you in cloud nine...4 now you just gonn pee in some kids pussy and it ain smart. just chill. you gonn have all them lips to suck till you mouth run dry...we sometymes get 2 or 3 pussy and they all gatte be eaten...thats why we always hungry (of money, weed, babes, food) errthin ma nigg err thin...
from da dogg
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sexybi (26385)
2009-08-04 02:36:27
@: Anonymous
do u fuck your sis
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