i never had a girlfriend

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Well it might help if we knew how old you are. need more information.

well just go an look around for women

you gotta be funny and make girls laugh.
but dont be a pussy

if your looking for tha right girl then u gotta be your self

This is bad. I don't know what to say but, take it easy and you will get there.

Attention Kmart shoppers: FAG ALERT!!!

Maybe if you would quit being such a pussy then you could get some.... or not. You're prolly just an ubern3rd. Lay off the World of Warcraft, homo!

Nah its not normal to be honest. But a suggestion is ramming a girls head into the wall. They find that very attractive.

I assume hes about 12 - 13, from how he writes...
And i hope he doesn't talk like that in real life..
Its actuall super easy to get with girls and talk to them, i flirt with girls from uni and all on the bus really often.. And they flirt back, im 15 though.. Its good practice =]
Try it some time, the first time is pretty difficult though...

I find it funny that people say I know how to treat a girl but theyve never had one. If they knew how to treat them they would have one wouldnt they

Do you have confidence? You can be the ugliest sum bitch but if you have confidence then you are alright.

YOU MUST BE REALLY FUCKING UGLY MAN, TOO NOT GET EVEN ONE GIRL. MAN IT'S SO EASY TO A GIRL
YOU NEED TO DISAPPEAR AND CRAWL INTO A HOLE.

njbreezy is right, you are an ugly faggot and nobody loves you. crawl into a hole and die, quasimodo.

I never really understood it but it seems like guys that treat women like fucking shit have alot of success. Women never want to leave them and are always attracted to them for some reason. Did you ever think of forcing yourself on a girl just to get some practice? I would probably use alcohol as a tool if I were you to losen yourself up (and her) and then try to get down the panties. You can always wait until they pass out and don't know whats going on and slap on a rubber and get some practice in anyways. Just make sure you clean up the mess and button her pants back up.

2 words.... DATE RAPE!

Your first step is to learn how to write. As soon as you can write an entire paragraph without making a single error in spelling or grammar, get back to me for the second step.

u need how to spit game if u cant do that then idk

hahah "you need to learn how to write". Dont try internet dating, have some self respect.

Find a fat gal. Fat gals like your company!

YOU CAN'T WAIT?
are you desperate or what!
if you are sooo keen to get a girlfriend, its easy. But if you wanna find true love, that gotta wait! Patience is a virtue.

Hmm, you know, I think you might have better luck with girls if you didn't type/talk like you have brain damage.

First of all learn how to write, spell, etc. How you articulate your thoughts speaks volumes. If you speak as badly as you write, that can be the first change you can make. Then maybe you'll have luck with the ladies.

LOL. How true! It was painful to even read that.

Go to clubs and talk to as many girls as possible

Be patient.

Girls prefer guys that stand out. Others might like quiet, reserved ones. I think you're not confident or you just don't have an easy personality. Try to find girls that you can relate to and see how that turns out.

gaatoor, LOL, your comment is super funny LMAO.

haha YEAH find a fatty :)

im guessing by how you talk your ether lower grade high schooler or a higher gade middle schooler.and girls dont want a good guy then they dont want a jerk ether. they want someone that i the middle

by the way gaaatooor is one messed up dude i bet he doesnt have a gf

Please no, please don't get a girl-friend. PLEASE NO! When-ever I get a girl-friend, its true love. Then she says "You're dumped," "Shall'a dump 'ya?" I say no. And shes makes it sound like a made a negative response. So please, don't make a women get deep into your body then rip out your heat, but citric acid on it and shove it in you again, please.