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Everytime im in the shower i feel like pooing... is this normal?????
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Do it once to try it. Don't tell anyone and never do it again.
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Sh*t, shower and shave -- in that order. Sounds like you got your routine messed up.
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I like to shave, shit, and shower. How does everybody else do it?
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lol
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well if you don't actually poop in the shower then i guess your pretty normal. there is nothing wrong with the feeling of wanting to go poo just as long as you don't actually poo, then thats a little creepy....
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i agree with the guy on the top
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Hah, I've done it a few times when I went through a scat phase. I've tasted it, it tastes gross, and would mash it between my feet and hands which was pretty warm. word of warning if you do go for it, 1. try and not leave any evidence, smell, stains, and small pieces seem to hang about 2. Dont mention doing it to anyone 3. since your pores are open the smell can easily absorb into your skin which causes trouble if you sweat later around people 4. you wont be able to detect the brunt of the smell so do make sure you leave the smelling clean not a mix smell 5. wait 5 mins after shower is off and flush toilet leave some paper and some poo floating in toilet. 6. not many are going to jump to the conclusion that you shit in the shower so dont panic and have a rehearsed explanation for any minor inconveniences
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You've really got that shit figured out, man...
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lmao XD you seem to be oddly impressed haha
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You've mashed your own feces in your fingers? And even stranger, your toes?
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You're messed up, REAL GROSS,so dirty, dirtier than my shit mixed with my vomit, you need help.



But Lol @ all the other comments, freakin hilarious...
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I used to poo in the bathtub........ but I was four.
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LOL I jus asked my mom if it was normal to poop in the shower and she said "no". I mean it's understandable if u really can't hold or control it, but other than that I don't think it is.
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You needed to ask your mom?
*sharts in disgust** public education...
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oh yes
tahts qiute lovely
i like tp poo everywhere i can!
you kno ? its like leaving my little mark beind
like a little piece of me
so keep pooping in the showeerr! <3
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Umm.......... Pooing? D8
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pooin in the shower heh? dont know bout all that, only poo in my shower be the SHAMpoo- but you know sometimes people ... apparently feel like pooin in the shower, its cool, i wouldnt follow through with the feeling but you know- no big deal, you be aight!
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Both me and my cousin tweed both have a habit of shitting in the tub and shoving it down the drain, theres a technique we use, mine i bend over by the drain and shit and use my foot to smash it down then i turn the bath on to clear any remains. His is sitting sideways slowly inserts his finger and swirls it in a cirle motion and pushes til his bowls release watever big turds come out he throws in the toilet. The remains he then shoves down the drain and again swirls wit his finger and then makes sure any big pieces that went down have been securly smooshed properly then looks around to see if any turd remains are anywhere
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I can't say I have ever wanted to poop in the shower.
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i cant stop laffin haha
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You would love Korea! I stayed at a hotel there last summer and the hotel rooms are so small that the toilet is right in the shower- no kidding! It was akward for me but I think you would love it.
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I think the shower has that affect of loosening the bowels. I will be showering and push out some loose stuff and let it flow down the drain. Pooping in the shower can clog the water going down the drain. I don't think your abnormal if you shit in the shower.
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youwishyouwasme
Err... knock yourself out?
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Allllllllllllrighty then.
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Just go in the Toilet and keep your life simple
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This is the perfect response
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why?!? how?! but the toilet is right there...
no u wiredo its not normal!

sick man >.<
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wow, this is the first one i'm going to have to say "no, it's not normal.... i hope" to.....

unless you're a german lesbian (2 girls, 1 shower)
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Absolutely abnormal...Cease this disgusting habit!
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Haha. I dare you to try it and see if you wanna do it again :P
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my friend did that he said it was great. im not lying he really did we're writing a screenplay
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XD i wouldn't poo in the shower... think of the mess...
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That's why you take a dump before you shower. And if you ever think about taking a crap in the shower, then have fun shoving the turd down the drain.
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You should keep your... um, rectum empty. Just in case...
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OMG LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO
all these comments are so funny........
I agree with the first comment. How hard is it?
Its so simple.
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I do too. Usually I get in the shower and find I have to take a dump. Then I turn off the shower, get out, dry off, dump, then finish the shower.
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ok, most of these things on this sight are pretty normal or bordering weird but this...well...this doesn't even get close!

Seek help!

Or just wait a little while before a shower, then dump
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Umm I don't know if you just feel like going number two in the shower, or if you actually do defecate in it, but I don't think that is very hygienic or considerate of the person who is going to use it after you (assuming that people live with you).
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Thats inconvenient if you poo after a shower.
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o.o Uhhh, As long as you don't ACTUALLY sh*t in the shower, than I guess it's normal..
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i thought at first u meant u actually did it in the shower lol i get that sometimes but i try and go before i shower
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the heat from the water relaxes your bowels. i wouldnt defecate in the shower though, that would be a mess
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do you actually shit the shower
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Go for it, just make sure it all goes down the drain. Good luck, be safe, and remember to always have fun!
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Obviously TMI isn't an issue here, so I'll get to the straight poop. Har har.

Warm water relaxes the bowels, which is why hot baths are suggested for those with constipation and it's the reason that babies often "let go" when they're in a warm, comfy bath.

If it's a mental rather than physical urge you're getting, then try it, see if you like it. Just, be sure to clean up real good afterward and give the joint a quick bleach spritz. If I were your lady and sat down in the shower to shave after you dropped a deuce in there, no jury in the land would convict me for what I'd do to you.
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I did it in a bali hotel, I had bali belly so it wasn't soild ^_^
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It's awesome there are those that "shove" or force turds down the drain.
*tries it**
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I never feel like this. Sometimes when I laugh I fart, does this make you feel better?
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umm actually pooping in the shower...not so normal. but if it makes you want to poop in general i can understand that. showers have a relaxing effect and pooping sort of gives you relief. so i could see how the showering part would make you want to relax yourself even more by going in the toilet.
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