ok, im a little chubby, not that fat, just like, kind of, and the other day in my nieghbore hood me and my friend travis were chillin when this new jid started hangin out with us, i didnt like him, niether did travis, so we told the kid to f**k off and he said "shutup fatbpy" to me so i beat the sh*t outta that kid, later his mother called my mother and told on me, it turns out her sone is mentally retarded, he didnt even look retarded! now they might press charges, help
Good luck!
The Rodent looks on you with discontent.
And since i dont know you i dont care if u get sued cause im 1 of those 12 yr olds who has a mini fridge a $2,500 paint job for his room (aka personal mural) and a bigscreen tv and a king bed.
go fuck yourself you rich prick. if you talk like that again, i will find you and kick your ASS off the planet.
this coffee is hot, I'm gonna sue your balls off
NO SHIT IT'S COFFEE IT'S SPOSED TO BE HOT, STUPID BITCH
I tripped over because I'm fat and I don't look where I'm going, I'm not even hurt but watch out of a lawsuit coming your way
WTF? LOOK WHERE YOURE GOING NEXT TIME, WHAT DO YOU NEED MONEY FOR? IT WONT BUY YOU COMMON SENSE.
And so on...
People are going to face many dangers sooner or later, its better they learn to deal with some of them as a kid, otherwise you get a nation of soft fruity idiots lacking common sense, pouring hot coffee on their laps and not realising it'll burn. You give a kid a candle to play with, he'll burn himself and learn not to touch hot stuff again. Problem solved. My parents never bothered with any of that child safety crap (covers for plug sockets, padding for corners, gates for the stairs, safety caps on every bottle and so on) and I didn't kill myself as a kid.