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I put a cucumber up my pussy in the store
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I was at Albertson's shopping for groceries... and i was in the produce section looking for some fruit and i saw a pile of cucumbers. i didn't see anyone looking so i dared myself to just take a cucumber and stick it in my vagina really quickly and then put it back... and i did it... i was wearing a skirt so i didn't have to show much... but somehow the manager saw me on cam and told me to leave and i saw him pick up the cucumber with plastic bag and throw it in the wastebasket... omg im sooo embarassed >.< i'm sure other people in the store knew about it too
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all those pesticides in the wax would have killed your herpes maybe if you were actually a girl and had done this instead of a 14 year old mommas boy posting fake shit.
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Impossible. Albertson's is loaded with one-way security mirrors. But I like the image of you hopping down the aisle with a cuke up your cunt, anyway.

Whoever started these rumors of women satisfying themselves with large, slender vegetables should be eviscerated with a pumpkin cutter.
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@: JanIAm
cukes can be quite thick and rough .Does THAT do anything for you?
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Orochimaru
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jan, did you type this???? lol
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Oh, Oro! I don't think so; LOL. And for both you and Glen -- no; hard, green vegetables do nothing for me. It doesn't even make a tempting fantasy.
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cabinet70
You must have a big fukn hole if you can quickly shove a cucumber up it
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wtf?
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That is too funny.
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Hell yes this is normal. I see women do it all the time in the grocery store. Whenever I see them do it I always go straight over and take the cucumber she used and lick it clean.
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Does anyone remember a certain movie about "Any woman over 30 should have a cucumber?" I like mine with vinegar, hah hah. Lol.
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