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I put aspirin up my butt.
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Hey, I put aspirin up my butt a little too far and well it's a huge ass tablet and it's been about 15 hours and it never dissolved. I really don't want to put my finger up there and try to get it out. What do I do? Is this normal?
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violent10dency (10988)
2007-11-12 19:28:33
POOP.

-dirt dobbler
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Guest1111111 (11505)
2007-11-12 19:35:33
ummmmm....eat indian food?
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MeatCurtain (11184)
2007-11-12 19:57:33
I can't understand why anyone would want to put an aspirin tablet up their ass. Also, aspirin usually comes in a 125mg pill. I don't think they make "huge ass tablets" of aspirin.

Secondly, if you were to stick aspirin up your ass it would probably irritate your colon so much that you might start bleeding.

If this is a genuine post, just relax and shit it out when you can. But seriously, try to create better fake stories and if this is true, stop putting stupid things up your ass. Try a dildo or a close friends dick. Really.
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iwannabangyourmom (11689)
2007-11-12 20:19:30
oh..my side they hurt so bad i think i pissed a little.....oh... ok well my advice is to take a shit
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GonnaGetSome (11648)
2007-11-12 23:11:35
Ya....why did you put an aspirin up you ass?
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nearly (10533)
2007-11-13 02:53:05
Try an anema. If it doesn't shift it it will help disolve it raflmfao

Did you know you can get drunk from 1 glass of alcohol used as an anemea? It, along with many other things can be absorbed through the walls of your back passage and get directly to your liver minus the stomache acids and dilutants added when you drink it the normal way!!!
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ilikemysister (12774)
2008-01-08 17:12:04
get your dad to screw it out of your pill taking ass
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thebestunknown (13099)
2008-01-26 14:11:42
yeh, take some laxatives but remember that you swallow laxatives, not shove them up your butt like the asprin.
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