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I put my earwax in a ziplock baggy to eat later
So, the title says it all. Everyday i pick my earwax and stick it in a ziplock bag to save for lunch at school or a bedtime snack, something to munch on while watching a movie etc. You probably can tell already, I have almost no friends. I sit with two people at lunch, and its only because all three of us exchange ear wax and eat it during lunch, while talking about things like life, sex, sex with earwax, meeting other earwax lovers, going to an earwax museum possibly if one is around the city, and even about wanting to be earwax distributors when we are older and need careers.
What can i say, I love earwax, any others???
What can i say, I love earwax, any others???
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sorry you are a freak of nature..
but its okay
do it if you enjoy it...just dont tell anyone
its no wonder u have no friends maybe if u stop eating earwax ppl would come close to u, maybe even poke u wit a stick.