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I scream & sometimes want to munch on my birds! - 13% Normal
When i am at home i sometimes yell at them really hard " tiki, tiki !" Sometimes i can hear my screams' echo down the hallway of my apartments! Then i blame them when i see a disaster on the news...i yell at them and get off the couch. Then i take them out of their big cage and kiss them on their head and all over their cute face. I sometimes wish to bite their heads, but i hope they don't die or even get hurt. i sometimes even put my mouth on their whole head.....for like a second.
The name of them are really Tikiweedo & Tikiweeda. Tikiweedo is a guy & he is gray and white, Tikiweeda is a guy too but he is yellow and white. The yellow one scream at me more so i yell at it more than usual. I say their are the acuse of all distruction in the world....
IS THIS NORMAL?
p.s. i know they are not responsible for the destruction of the world, but its still fun to blame them.
The name of them are really Tikiweedo & Tikiweeda. Tikiweedo is a guy & he is gray and white, Tikiweeda is a guy too but he is yellow and white. The yellow one scream at me more so i yell at it more than usual. I say their are the acuse of all distruction in the world....
IS THIS NORMAL?
p.s. i know they are not responsible for the destruction of the world, but its still fun to blame them.
Do you think it's normal?
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On another note I think you need to be more social and get out more. Otherwise you are going to be a crazy bird person with more than 1,000 birds who hang out on top of your crappy apartment building in NYC.
No, you're not normal, but I don't think you're hurting anything. It's fun to place blame for major things on things that could never be able to cause them. Kissing them is fine, but please don't bite them. If you do, then don't bite them hard at least. And as for the screaming, if they're screaming back, and they don't start hurting themselves or pulling out their feathers, then it sounds like they're just playing along with you. It's fine.
I ROFL when I read this though! Thanks for posting!
No my friend, you are not normal. I can always count on this website to make myself feel like a normal human being. This is just a fucking off the wall story, it's really funny though. I couldent stop laughing when you were like "Tiki, tiki!". I just picture some crazy nut yelling at birds.
Jesus, this is funny....
try teething rings. My bro had the same problem. Btw... LAY OFF THE DRUGS!!!! and stop yelling tiki tiki at them like a madman!
And of course you want to bite their heads off. I mean.. Look at em!