I sleep with a window open so the vampires can, - 12% Normal

See what twilight has done to people?!
You prob won't get any vampires, but you'll wake up under a light coating of flies. Enjoy...

Firepoker them

i want to be a vampire so i could turn into a bat that would be cool

They don't have to come through the window, you know. They can just come in like a regular person walking into a house. lol So close your windows please.

Lol there are many people who want to me bitten by vamps. I wouldn't mind, but I'd be scared of hurting my family and peeps!

~Hekate

haha buriedalive, too true. the closest things we've got to vampires are pale photosensitive people who don't eat garlic and like the taste of blood.

Edward Cullen is it then?

DAMN YOU TWILIGHT!!!

If vampires exists what tells u that he will not suck ur blood until an empty shell remains. still want to sleep in open window?

hahah how old are you ? just kidding..but no its not really normal

I think it is normal for some people to want to be a vampire or what not look at all the novels/movies about them. I would rather be a vampire slayer like Blade, Van Helsing or Simon Belmont.

be careful of peeping tom or other sick minded people

Hey I would love to be a vampire. But sadly they are just a myth.

And hey! Twilight is AWSOME!!! dont criticize it!

.... i sleep with my window open but its so someone can come in and kill me. i would hate to have eternal life screw vampiers . their all a bunch on nazi conformist bitches

You might get something else.

omg sometimes i go out at night to get something from the car and i wish vampires so beautifully could come and bite me i wouldnt mind be bitten by edward emmet or jasper. YUMMY
but im just dreaming sometimes, or wish it would happen...i think ur taking it to extreme lengths my friend.

ill be round tonight :)

Vampires are real in my beliefs. But these are just my religious beliefs.

i wish it would happen, but only freaks are vampires, like me. yes, i am a vampire, ninja, emo, phykic, and superhero in 1.

Your not gonna get bit by a VAMPIRE! They are COMPLETELY fictional!! DUR! Do you still believe in Santa Clause? Instead of bein bit by a vampire your gonna get melested by a weirdo!

instead of a vampire it will be a thief or a perve you twat.

r u fucken kidding me let me guess.....ur a twilight fan arent ya...........fyi vampires have never been real they are totally fictional ur gonna get a perve or someone dat hates u will come and KILL u!!!

get over it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LOL true

that's awsome.......me too heehee XD

no im serious, DEAD SERIOUS.

you mortals just dont undersand.

and twilight sucks.

totaly demening to us other vamps.

thanks. always glad to see anouther vamps comments on the subject. and here is the question that will prove that your a REAL vamp:


Does twilight suck?
please answer.

and do not put no just because i said it was.
answer truthfully, cause i have vamp powers that you couldnt even DREAM about and i WILL FIND YOU!!!!!!!

Twilight has poisoned the minds of people.

No you will not get any vampires. All you'll get are a few bugs and maybe a creepy nightwalker.

This is why I hate Twilight.

There used to be good vampire stories. Praise be her name, Anne Rice. But then Twilight came in and trashed the entire topic.

Goodness gracious, worst fad ever.

Anyway, vampires don't exist. Hate to burst your bubble but it's a fact.

twilight is the worst thing to happen in human and REAL vampire worlds.

vampires. don't. exist.
http://newscoma.com/2007/03/23/proof-that-vampires-dont-exist/
need I say more?

thats just what we want you to think, my secret society keeps all of that sh*t locked up. heh heh heh.................

See what happens when these kind of girls watch Twilight Alone?!
Vampires don't exist.
God never created those kind of people.
Lol.
Retard.

wtf ive seen twilight and i hate it booo

lol god! you are a fucking retard.
vampires are not real!

Ashley_F - Have you EVER seen "Let the Right One In"? Vampires can't come into a house unless invited inside. Very ancient myth, back when vampire myths were real instead of sparkly stupid "vegetarian" vampires.

lol!

Yeah, that's what I was going to say. But... Does a "Please Come In" sign count as an invitation?

Maybe the fucking leprechauns will kidnap you while your at it.

I'm f**king sick of this Twilight sh*t!

#%&!

That peice of toilet paper is ruining impressionable, stupid minds! I'll tell you what's going to come through your OPEN WINDOW AT NIGHT, a f**cking RAPIST.

Vampires spread diseases. I suggest using mosquito spray around the window, that should throw them off.

Vampires can't enter your home unless you invite them, true story.

How old are you? 10? I think you need to go see a doctor. Not only do I hate the movie twilight, I also hate people who still believes in the tooth fairy and vampires.

the asker doesnt want to be bitten,they want edward cullens willy in their bum