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I slit my wrists when I can't spell my name in pee
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Ok, I know it's not normal already, so my question to you is "does anyone else do this?". Whenever I pee (yes, I'm a guy, so standing up) I write my name in cursive in the toilet (only in the toilet, not on the seat or out of the toilet). Yet strange, it gets stranger. If I can't complete my name I go to the kitchen and get my "special Knife" and slit my writs. I don't do it to kill myself, but enough so I can see the inside of my wrists. coment however you please. Thanks!
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I can hardly believe this is for real.
I'm gonna say no.... But hey, you could always just change your name to make it shorter!