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I sneeze before I masterbate
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Everytime I even think about masterbating I start to sneeze. Before I even touch myself, I have sneezed atleast 3 or 4 times. Usually as soon as I get started I stop sneezing and it never happens when other people are around. I've heard of a few guys that say this happens to them, but I am female and haven't heard any other females say this is true. Is this normal? Does anyone know why this happens? I do not have a sneeze fetish.
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Hey I made an account just for this topic it happens right when I think about masterbating but only sometimes, its so weird but funny
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Yep I had a girlfriend that sneezed nearly everytime we were going to have sex even just thinking of it or talking about it I knew she was ready... Its so Cute... Also she use to cry and not know why... just because it was so good she put it down to. She is not normal mate there are no normal people we are all disturbed in oneway or another...Hope it helps your not alone. I just crack a fat when I think about it.
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Yeah dude, Happens to me all the time... more like every time, I thought there was something wrong with me, I guess I was wrong
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Anonymous
sneezing and masturbating??? maybe you are alergic to it
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that's funny, and kind of cute, if it weren't so NOT innocent.

i'm guessing it's okay (not "normal" in the statistical sense -- most of this site is full of abnormal people). i sneeze when i look at the sun.
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@: bobble
There is a documented Gene for that, my uncle has it
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I have the same thing. If I even THINK about masturbation, I start to sneeze. Weird.
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Me too...but when I'm with my boyfriend, I just have to think about sex & I sneeze...he thinks I'm wierd...but it's been that way forever...I think about sex & I sneeze - what's up with that??? Anyone else do this?? I wonder why it happens??
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Yeah, it's really only when I think about sex. But if I am getting ready to have sex or during sex, I never sneeze. It's only when I think about it or think about masturbating.

@bobble
I also sneeze when I go into sunlight. 25%% of the population does this. It's very common. Here's a link about it.

http://www.theanswerbank.co.uk/Article1679.html
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i hope it's normal cause it happens to me too. i usually only sneeze once or twice though. i think the most i've sneezed is 3 times. it's annoying, isn't it?
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I got thesame. only once or maybe 2ce or 3 times when I get really excited though I dont sneeze at sex or watching porn
(I still live at my parents, I'm not gonna tell my dad because he's gonna lauch everytime I sneeze then!) BTW: I'm male
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To bobble (3094) that is
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I sneeze when I think about being tied up by girls. I have no idea why, and I feel really embarassed. Does anyone else have this problem?
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For as long I can remember, I have done the same thing... only when I think about masturbating do I sneeze. Never when I am with a man or thinking about being with him. It makes me wonder if this is how the old wives' tale began - When you sneeze, you are casting out evil spirits. Though I don't subscribe to that belief, it did make me wonder the day I thought of masturbating, standing in front of my underwear drawer, toying with the idea of putting on a sexy negligee. I sneezed so hard and so suddenly, I banged my head on my dresser. Every time I felt the knot on my head, I wondered... LOL
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OKAY! I do the SAME THING! I thought I was the only person in the world that did this! When I am alone and about to masturbate or even think that I am about to do it, I sneeze once or twice! Or if I am lying in the bed next to a man who is asleep, and don't want to wake him but need to get off, I will sneeze before I secretly masturbate next to him!!! OMG! I thought it was only me!
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Its totally normal i do it to, it happens because you know your about to do something that you enjoy and that arouses you which increases your heart rate a little bit but at the same time i bet you your breathing in slightly slower than normal because your thinking about that which in combine, a sneeze.
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Just like many other people who commented, it's happens to me too!!! Your normal girl :)
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Hello.I have also made an account just to make a comment on this topic. I also sneeze when I just think about masturbating, it seems weird and funny at the same time. First I thought that it happens only for boys but now I knew that this happens for boys and girls :)
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stop covering yourself in rose petals when you masturbate! it's creepy
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