I Sometimes Wish I was a Girl

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If you think you are a girl then you have a social problem or a psychological one like personality disorder. I suggest you seek professional help. It's amazing how fast they cure people. All you have to do is communicate your problem to them.

The fact that you want to study girls is a bit creepish thus the reason girls at your school make fun of you and you will never get laid.

Stargirl points out some downsides, and I'd add "higher likelihood someone will rape you or physically abuse you" to that list. But still, sometimes I wish I were a woman, just because I think I'd have more friends and be more popular, and so I think I'd be happier.

sh*t you made me feel like being a girl sucks :(


but I think I would make a bad guy... I'd get boners in horrible places like funerals.

ok thats erm well..

We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers. guys can get that to

Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours. Not true, think of shemales

We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers. also not true, guys can be groupies

We can cry and get off speeding fines.
ok, thats true, unless Rhode island
We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central female figure in a computer game. Got me beat there

Taxis stop for us. ouch

Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance. lol, u obviously havnt lived and died

We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing. why are dancing instructors men?

Free drinks, Free dinners, Free movies ... (you get the point). damn...

We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we're gay. best buds can, if less than 5 secs

We can hug our friends without wondering if WE'RE gay. guys can too, just not as often

New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life. well, hey

It's possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower. its possible for guys as well

We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves. true, u dont, neither do guys hjave to, but i know both genders do (to amuse)

If we forget to shave, no one has to know. lol, ur mustache shows

If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it.
ouch thats true
We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our genitals are still there.
we dont make sure, they itch
If we're dumb, some people will find it cute.
some girls think 'tards are cute
We don't have to memorize Caddyshack or Fletch to fit in. who are they?

We have the ability to dress ourselves. Ok, I can't match, so what...

We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked. I dont picture them naked, just picturing me and them cuddlin near a fire

If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot. some guys like young chicks

Our friends won't think we're weird if we ask whether there's spinach in our teeth. Neither will ours

There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems. fatty

We'll never regret piercing our ears. err, touche?

We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes. not true.

We know which glass was ours by the lipstick mark. err, to much lipstick then...

We have enough sense to realize that the easiest way to get out of being lost is to ask for directions. I do too, some guys dont like to

I hope that the author of this aricle has reconsidered

Your not alone there

dude, i know how you feel only the oppposite, like i wish sometimes, rarely, that i'd be a guy, just to like try it and see what its like, but not like a cross dresser or anything but ya i know whatcha mean

I would love to be a guy for a month, because I have penis envy. I want to know how they think, why they think so differently from us, why they think their role in life is worse than ours because they're forced to play the society's "you're not a man if you..."

(Some men think that, not all).

It's just a perverse morbid curiousity that'll never be fulfilled. I'd have fantasties on it, my friend, but unless you want to, don't cross-dress. However, I take pride in men who cross dress because being a girl and wearing all that sh*t is just a hassel, it's not functional or practical (for me).

Nothing wrong with it.

Take this test and tell me the results.

http://transsexual.org/cogiati/index.php?lang=en

I like you wish I was something the difference is I wish I was a super soldier raised from childhood.

I want to be a girl too! It would be easier to spend all my time around girls, I could do sleepovers and stuff, just imagine, sleeping at a hot girls house with like 10 other girls around all in pink pajamas and stuff, that would be awesome.

well, being a girl is fun at times... it sucks.
Stargirl said 'being eyed like a piece of meat'... only if you are attractive! And most girls aren't. So chances are... you would be a butt ugly girl.
Just be a cross dresser.

who wudn't want to be a girl?.... nah being a girl is too much at times you have periods, watching your weight, and being descriminated against(like when people say women are made to just clean and cook and sh*t). sometimes i want to be a boy.

So long as it never goes beyond the wonderment, you're fine. I think it is natural to wonder what it would like to be the opposite sex just like it is normal to wonder what it would be like to be other people.

Neuroticism, that was very well said. I am a everyday normal guy in my mid-twenties. Atheletic, sucessful business career, good dating/sex life with pretty girls.

I too am intrigued by these types of questions in life, so I decide to act on them and discover for myself. For instance, I spend a lot of time at the gym and eat well and have a slim toned pysique. Ocasionally I'll take a long hot bath, shave myself bare, slip on a pair of lace thighhigh nylons, lace panties and matching bra. Next a miniskirt that shows off my smooth toned legs and a sexy blouse. I even do my own makeup and have a real human-hair wig. Then I'll call some friends with similar interests and go out on the town...we are just like girls...sweet, feminine, flirty. I get picked up all the time, and rarely do they know my secret. We'll go somewhere private and 95% of the time, when they find out, we still have a passionate night together. I am a straight guy, and I get more men then most girls.

My point is, its ok to live the other gender, this is 2009! Thats why people do these kind o things...there is nothing worng with it...just have fun, enjoy who you are or wish to be on any given day and be safe.

- I can hear the naysayers now, but bet they never tried anything exciting and outside of their confort zone. Go be miserable somewhere else.

-Jess

Man I feel you, maybe then you would know why girls are so f**king crazy.