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I still enjoy shitting my pants.
Being over 30 is not different to me then being 10. Either way I sh*t my pants. I guess when I was growing up and taking a big ol' sh*t in my pants and getting spanked for it I never lost that joy. That feeling of freedom to break the rules. Anyways let me get into my story here.
Im currently unemployed and my girlfriend works at White Castle. When she's there I find my self encouraging my 4 kids to go down the road to a friends house. Just getting them out of the house so I can have MY time. I deal with the typical family crap daily. LIke having to listen to my girlfriends complaining about how her back hurts from work. Or having to help my kids with their homework. I never signed up for that sh*t. The only sh*t I signed up for was the kind I put in my pants when they are all gone!
Anyways, once I get them out the door and know I got the next 6 hours to my self. I go out to my back porch and have a seat and usually I'm in plain view of my neighbors. I'll light up a smoke and when the time is perfect I sh*t. The warmth and solid feeling of the sh*t coming out only to be crushed because of lack of space is so perfect.I will fill my undies up and just bask in the joy. Sitting in my own filth.
I'll walk around the house for the next few hours and enjoy my self until either the kids come home or my wife gets off work. I will say I've been caught a few times by my wife however. Like one time she came home and I wasnt watching the time. She walked in and seeing the kids were down the road she grabbed me and dropped my pants to give me oral. Lets just say she tasted it before she smelled it and she didnt sleep with me for a week. I convinced her my stomach hurt that day and I had just done it because I couldnt make it to the bathroom and blah blah whatever.
The facts are I enjoy sh*tting my pants and no one is going to stop me!
Is this normal?
Im currently unemployed and my girlfriend works at White Castle. When she's there I find my self encouraging my 4 kids to go down the road to a friends house. Just getting them out of the house so I can have MY time. I deal with the typical family crap daily. LIke having to listen to my girlfriends complaining about how her back hurts from work. Or having to help my kids with their homework. I never signed up for that sh*t. The only sh*t I signed up for was the kind I put in my pants when they are all gone!
Anyways, once I get them out the door and know I got the next 6 hours to my self. I go out to my back porch and have a seat and usually I'm in plain view of my neighbors. I'll light up a smoke and when the time is perfect I sh*t. The warmth and solid feeling of the sh*t coming out only to be crushed because of lack of space is so perfect.I will fill my undies up and just bask in the joy. Sitting in my own filth.
I'll walk around the house for the next few hours and enjoy my self until either the kids come home or my wife gets off work. I will say I've been caught a few times by my wife however. Like one time she came home and I wasnt watching the time. She walked in and seeing the kids were down the road she grabbed me and dropped my pants to give me oral. Lets just say she tasted it before she smelled it and she didnt sleep with me for a week. I convinced her my stomach hurt that day and I had just done it because I couldnt make it to the bathroom and blah blah whatever.
The facts are I enjoy sh*tting my pants and no one is going to stop me!
Is this normal?
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Your a sick asshole. What is wrong with you? I'm usually not judgemental and I have given great advice to those who want to fuck their fathers, but I cannot for the life of me figure out what the hell is wrong with you.
Were you dropped on your head? Molested by your uncle? Touched by your brother, WHAT?
I cannot even think how to explain how fucked up you truly are and I hope your wife leaves you. YES, THERE IS SOMETHING TRULY WRONG WITH YOU. Seak help, get assraped, wear a diaper, SOMETHING. SEEK HELP NOW!!!.
Leave me the hell alone. Like what this guy should do to his underware. Please, I don't want to see this sick fuckers perversion again. Can someone tell me how to block sick fuckers like this from popping up in my browser window.
Also, what the hell, I voted no but it shows NOT A SINGLE NO. Which also makes me ask; who the fuck would say you are normal?
WTF DUDE! Seriously, are you kidding me!? My god..
if u enjoy it to that extent then its kinda fine....
I think its kinda gross-_-
I haven't giggled that hard in a long time!
XD
grow the f*ck up you i hope your wife sh*ts on your face or i hope she grabs a funnel and force feds you it im sure you wouldnt be giggling then
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But if like shitting urself that much, then at least put a diaper
Fetishes all have their time and place but not at the expense of responsibility.
but its gross and you sound gross.
urghhh!!
"Let's just say she tasted it before she smelled it." LOL I laughed so hard I cried and exited the browser, then I came back and cried laughing again! Sorry dude, you're definitely not normal.
''The warmth and solid feeling of the sh*t coming out only to be crushed because of lack of space is so perfect.I will fill my undies up and just bask in the joy''i freaking laughed at this and at 'oral thing':)) i mean i laughed at the whole story !! dude,u have AWESOME imagination,pls keep postin funny stories!
lol i almost shit my pants too from laughin hahahahaha