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I still enjoy shitting my pants.
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12 Comments

Being over 30 is not different to me then being 10. Either way I sh*t my pants. I guess when I was growing up and taking a big ol' sh*t in my pants and getting spanked for it I never lost that joy. That feeling of freedom to break the rules. Anyways let me get into my story here.

Im currently unemployed and my girlfriend works at White Castle. When she's there I find my self encouraging my 4 kids to go down the road to a friends house. Just getting them out of the house so I can have MY time. I deal with the typical family crap daily. LIke having to listen to my girlfriends complaining about how her back hurts from work. Or having to help my kids with their homework. I never signed up for that sh*t. The only sh*t I signed up for was the kind I put in my pants when they are all gone!

Anyways, once I get them out the door and know I got the next 6 hours to my self. I go out to my back porch and have a seat and usually I'm in plain view of my neighbors. I'll light up a smoke and when the time is perfect I sh*t. The warmth and solid feeling of the sh*t coming out only to be crushed because of lack of space is so perfect.I will fill my undies up and just bask in the joy. Sitting in my own filth.

I'll walk around the house for the next few hours and enjoy my self until either the kids come home or my wife gets off work. I will say I've been caught a few times by my wife however. Like one time she came home and I wasnt watching the time. She walked in and seeing the kids were down the road she grabbed me and dropped my pants to give me oral. Lets just say she tasted it before she smelled it and she didnt sleep with me for a week. I convinced her my stomach hurt that day and I had just done it because I couldnt make it to the bathroom and blah blah whatever.

The facts are I enjoy sh*tting my pants and no one is going to stop me!

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Comments (12)
if my wife worked at white castle i would shit myself to .why do you think they call those little burgers sliders ?? they slide right thru you!
Funny stuff Dude!!
How many fucking times do I need to see this one. I refuse to vote or comment as I find this dude fucking creepy and gross. Leave me alone and stop making me see this stupid page.
Oh my god, after seeing this god forsaken post for like seventeen times now, I decided to finallly read it and...

Your a sick asshole. What is wrong with you? I'm usually not judgemental and I have given great advice to those who want to fuck their fathers, but I cannot for the life of me figure out what the hell is wrong with you.

Were you dropped on your head? Molested by your uncle? Touched by your brother, WHAT?

I cannot even think how to explain how fucked up you truly are and I hope your wife leaves you. YES, THERE IS SOMETHING TRULY WRONG WITH YOU. Seak help, get assraped, wear a diaper, SOMETHING. SEEK HELP NOW!!!.
OH MY FUCKING GOD, I ANSWERED THIS ONE AND IT STILL COMES UP.

Leave me the hell alone. Like what this guy should do to his underware. Please, I don't want to see this sick fuckers perversion again. Can someone tell me how to block sick fuckers like this from popping up in my browser window.

Also, what the hell, I voted no but it shows NOT A SINGLE NO. Which also makes me ask; who the fuck would say you are normal?
Oh, the internet..
dude, they should make a movie about your life! it sounds fucking awesome!
you have no job, 4 kids, your wife works at white castle, and you like to shit your pants. Wow whoever made this up is really funny but if its real then your life is super fucked up and you are just the worst ever.
HAHAHAHA!!!!
"The warmth and solid feeling of the sh*t coming out only to be crushed because of lack of space is so perfect.I will fill my undies up and just bask in the joy. Sitting in my own filth."

WTF DUDE! Seriously, are you kidding me!? My god..
Thats hillarious dude and I dont think its normal but if its your thing go for it XD lamo!
Umm I dont think thats normal but....
if u enjoy it to that extent then its kinda fine....
I think its kinda gross-_-