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I still enjoy shitting my pants.
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Being over 30 is not different to me then being 10. Either way I sh*t my pants. I guess when I was growing up and taking a big ol' sh*t in my pants and getting spanked for it I never lost that joy. That feeling of freedom to break the rules. Anyways let me get into my story here.

Im currently unemployed and my girlfriend works at White Castle. When she's there I find my self encouraging my 4 kids to go down the road to a friends house. Just getting them out of the house so I can have MY time. I deal with the typical family crap daily. LIke having to listen to my girlfriends complaining about how her back hurts from work. Or having to help my kids with their homework. I never signed up for that sh*t. The only sh*t I signed up for was the kind I put in my pants when they are all gone!

Anyways, once I get them out the door and know I got the next 6 hours to my self. I go out to my back porch and have a seat and usually I'm in plain view of my neighbors. I'll light up a smoke and when the time is perfect I sh*t. The warmth and solid feeling of the sh*t coming out only to be crushed because of lack of space is so perfect.I will fill my undies up and just bask in the joy. Sitting in my own filth.

I'll walk around the house for the next few hours and enjoy my self until either the kids come home or my wife gets off work. I will say I've been caught a few times by my wife however. Like one time she came home and I wasnt watching the time. She walked in and seeing the kids were down the road she grabbed me and dropped my pants to give me oral. Lets just say she tasted it before she smelled it and she didnt sleep with me for a week. I convinced her my stomach hurt that day and I had just done it because I couldnt make it to the bathroom and blah blah whatever.

The facts are I enjoy sh*tting my pants and no one is going to stop me!

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Comments (167)
Budthewise
Oh my god, after seeing this god forsaken post for like seventeen times now, I decided to finallly read it and...

Your a sick asshole. What is wrong with you? I'm usually not judgemental and I have given great advice to those who want to fuck their fathers, but I cannot for the life of me figure out what the hell is wrong with you.

Were you dropped on your head? Molested by your uncle? Touched by your brother, WHAT?

I cannot even think how to explain how fucked up you truly are and I hope your wife leaves you. YES, THERE IS SOMETHING TRULY WRONG WITH YOU. Seak help, get assraped, wear a diaper, SOMETHING. SEEK HELP NOW!!!.
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Omg Rotflmfao your comment had me crying.
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i agree with this guy, and I actually feel like throwing up! discust
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I agree with both of you guys
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Wat 21 percent said this was normal
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haha its hilarious
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LMFAO
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Lmfao
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Jesus Christ this is the funniest thing I've ever read in a while!!!
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Your comment had me dying. It's so true though.
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What. The. Fuck. Was. This. Guy. Thinking.

Its called a toilet -_-
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This is sick. And I don't even care about the sh**t part. That you're sittin on your a$$ everyday while your girlfriend works a crappy job so that you can eat and create the sh**t you sit in everyday. I mean, who the hell is raising your kids? The street? God that is so selfish. You say you didn't sign up for this but I disagree...pretty sure you signed up for it all four times you came without protection. Your girlfriend has the resilience of a horse to work all day and then still come home and kneel before YOU.
Fetishes all have their time and place but not at the expense of responsibility.
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Ok, a few things are going on here number one this is the funniest thing ever written. I'm still laughing, number two he is just having a laugh, but if not it's also the saddest thing ever written. It works on both levels. I wish everything was as funny as this on this site.
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stupid feminist, this is almost always the other way around
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I guarantee you this is a Troll post. But it sure is funny as $hit.
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Hey dont give this guy a hard time! If he gets a job he wont be able to shit himself! Well he could I guess but he wont be there long! LMFAO! What a nut case he has to be a Troll!
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OMG I will die laughing
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But if like shitting urself that much, then at least put a diaper
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Sure it's normal..... If u r 6 months old......
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you have no job, 4 kids, your wife works at white castle, and you like to shit your pants. Wow whoever made this up is really funny but if its real then your life is super fucked up and you are just the worst ever.
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I bet you have a pimply ass
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Oh, the internet..
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HAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! omg, in tears right now. I think i might shit myself out of laughter.
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Do I laugh or do I cry...?
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@: _hell
Do a combination of both.
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Craugh!
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Hey, get your story straight pooper! Is it your "girlfriend" or your "wife". Which one cleans your butt?
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Does anyone ever ask you why your house smells like shit?
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so you don't care about your girlfriends feeligns and hate helping your kids with their homework and you spend your free time sh!tting yourself! WTF!?!??!
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I had to come back to this after three days because I couldn't stop laughing...
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if my wife worked at white castle i would shit myself to .why do you think they call those little burgers sliders ?? they slide right thru you!
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Budthewise
How many fucking times do I need to see this one. I refuse to vote or comment as I find this dude fucking creepy and gross. Leave me alone and stop making me see this stupid page.
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Wait, do you have a girlfriend, or WIFE? Or BOTH???
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who does your laundry bro?
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Stupid troll.
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whats next, you have a collection of bibs and eat gerber for dinner?



grow the f*ck up you i hope your wife sh*ts on your face or i hope she grabs a funnel and force feds you it im sure you wouldnt be giggling then
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danny79
he would probably enjoy that,
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"The warmth and solid feeling of the sh*t coming out only to be crushed because of lack of space is so perfect.I will fill my undies up and just bask in the joy. Sitting in my own filth."

WTF DUDE! Seriously, are you kidding me!? My god..
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i cried for ages unable to control my laughing omg sittin in your own filth ewwwwwwwwwww
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FIRST of all, LMAO!! I seriously doubt this story is true; SECOND, if it is: You are fucking disgusting. There are so many things wrong with what you posted. Shitting your pants in the first place; seriously, grown the hell up- youre 30! Being a stay-at-home BUM, whose wife is the only one working to support the family; pawning your kids off on their friends so you can act like you're 2 years old; and last but not least, "I didn't sign up for this BS" is one of the most ridiculous things I have ever heard come out of a "husband's? or BF's?" mouth. Umm yeah, you pretty much signed up for it when you: A. got married (if that's the case); and B. had 4 kids. So get off your shit-stained ass, get a damn job, and GROW THE HELL UP! hahahaha!
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I do something similar, only I take my mom's poop out of the toilet with my bare hands and stuff it in my undies, then I sleep in those undies. it makes me feel like my mom is close to me.
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Your mom doesn't flush when she shits?
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Budthewise
OH MY FUCKING GOD, I ANSWERED THIS ONE AND IT STILL COMES UP.

Leave me the hell alone. Like what this guy should do to his underware. Please, I don't want to see this sick fuckers perversion again. Can someone tell me how to block sick fuckers like this from popping up in my browser window.

Also, what the hell, I voted no but it shows NOT A SINGLE NO. Which also makes me ask; who the fuck would say you are normal?
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Ahahahahahaha @ Budthewise. Dude, i *crapped* my pants laughing at your comments!
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No you are not normal at all. I even doubt Jerry Springer would allow such on his show. You could try though, that's about my best advice.
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This story is so insane I couldn't stop laughing! Either way though no you're not normal...But extremely funny.
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3 words... ARE YOU SERIOUS?
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gosh never had a laugh on my bed for so long, my roomie thought somethin was up. Anyways, u sure have a weird fetish, and no offence, but its SICK
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"I never signed up for that sh*t. The only sh*t I signed up for was the kind I put in my pants when they are all gone!"
You've decided to bring for lives into this world, and you didn't sign up for that? LOL. you're obviously a troll. trololol. But sure. that's totally normal. 30 years old and got no job, stays at home all day then sends his kids down the street to a friends house just so you could shit your pants? LMFAO. <3
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I THINK YOU NEED GET SOME HELP !! I HELL WONT S**T IN MY PANT !!
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@: deaf4me
I cried laughing for 3 minutes. Granted I had a glass of wine to drink, but I just have to tell you, you have taught me that hardly anything makes me laugh and I must have an awful sense of humor to laugh at this, but great job. But you are abnormal. Sorry.
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You are the greatest seriously.
I haven't giggled that hard in a long time!
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LOOOOOOL the best ever story !!!!!! LOOL
''The warmth and solid feeling of the sh*t coming out only to be crushed because of lack of space is so perfect.I will fill my undies up and just bask in the joy''i freaking laughed at this and at 'oral thing':)) i mean i laughed at the whole story !! dude,u have AWESOME imagination,pls keep postin funny stories!
lol i almost shit my pants too from laughin hahahahaha
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if shitting yourself floats your boat then.. why do you need to ask is it normal? it plainly isnt normal but its your shit and its in your pants so who cares?.. :)
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holy shit i just laughed for 10 minutes at this post! i sincerely hope you're joking! thats just messed up man, holy god.
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Holy god man pull yourself together...this is what life is for you?
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@: chome
It's not like he doesn't piss either.
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oh my gosh ahahahahah this is a joke right???
coz i cant believe this is true. . . very funny but odd as f*
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omg the title made me burst out laughing
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seximal91
dude, they should make a movie about your life! it sounds fucking awesome!
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So you shit your pants and you're a deadbeat... awesome. You're a douchebag and worthless - what a perfect combination. Seriously?! How do you look at yourself in the mirror?
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No man has ever taken a dump without taking a leak simultaneously or directly after. Ahh the wonderful prostate.
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I hope this post isn't a joke because it would be hallious if you're being serious.
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Is it normal I do this very same thing, and then I, well I lick the underwear clean when I am feel that the shit has gone back to room temperature (its hot when it first comes out). I dont use a washing machine.
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xSelbstmordx
All of the hilarious, clever comments posted before mine describe how I feel about this horendous post. But, I have to ask you: WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU LET YOUR GIRLFRIEND SUCK YOU OFF WHEN YOU SHIT ALL OVER YOURSELF?! Goddamn, I'm going to throw up.
Clean yourself up, GROW up, and get a fucking job, you lazy American. You're making us all look bad.
'MERICA!
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Man, you're really sick! That's fucking disgusting. I question your mental health and also how your wife couldn't smell it. WTF?! HOW COULD ANYONE NOT SMELL IT AND HOW DID SHE NOT SEE IT SMEARED ALLOVER YOUR CLOTHES AND ASS/MANHOOD?! IF YOU WERE MY DAD OR MY HUSBAND AND I KNEW THAT SHIT, I WOULD BE DISGUSTED AND ASHAMED OF YOU! YOU NEED SOME SERIOUS HELP! WHAT'S SO BAD ABOUT WALKING OVER TO THE LOO AND TAKING CARE OF YOUR BUSINESS?! I HOPE YOU WASH YOURSELF PROPERLY AND USE PLENTY OF AIR FRESHENER, BECAUSE THE SMELL IS UNGODLY AND TOO NOTICEABLE!!!! GET HELP!
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dont listen to what enyone else says.. its a fetish and if it turns you on it turns you on. if someone is coming on here to be rude then they shouldnt come on here at all :)
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@: pennay
Well said! Its nice to know there at a few open minded people on here :)
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lol why is everyone so surprised by this.. i thought it was a common fetish :P lol i think its quite grose though
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i meant well-known fetish .. not common ..
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Umm I dont think thats normal but....
if u enjoy it to that extent then its kinda fine....
I think its kinda gross-_-
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I'm weeping here...OMFG you are one funny fuck!!! HAAA
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haha this story made me laugh...
but its gross and you sound gross.
urghhh!!
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I laughed for ten minutes straight and I just began to laugh again right now! Damn dude why you sh*t your pants?Of all the thing in your house you can shit on why your pants? You can sh*t in a funnel to make mini-sh*t or you can shit in the toilet where you should but damn! Your friggin pants? It is enjoyable the way you described it but I'm sure your wife didn't like the taste of your sh*t!
"Let's just say she tasted it before she smelled it." LOL I laughed so hard I cried and exited the browser, then I came back and cried laughing again! Sorry dude, you're definitely not normal.
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Btw if you were spanked for shitting your pants then whoever spanked you with his/her hands must have learned their lesson to never spank you again!
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LOL WWWTFFFFFFFFFF?
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Hmmmmmmm. Haaaaahaaaahaaa uh oh lol this is so wrong but so funny im having mixed emotions right now. I feel bad for your wife but then again i dont find your post to be true. Good funny story...
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oh my..
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I laughed the whole time reading this, I just imagined you reading this out loud with a mild Southerners accent
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It's very normal to shit your pants. It's like saying to the world, " I don't like you or your rules, and here's a big log to remember me by." So yea, shit away, I know half or more of the people who commented here shit their pants and are in denial, why else would they leave a comment or click on it in the first place.
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Lol it's normal I have many times you like the feeling of cake in your pant's the sort of feel something is there and when you sit down it's squashes all in lol pretty hot. Lot of scat videos on the internet watch ;)
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Thats hillarious dude and I dont think its normal but if its your thing go for it XD lamo!
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If your wife loves you, she will understand
XD
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LOL. I would hate to be your wife and do the laundry! BTW Ur not normal.
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lol erm yeah I totally agree... dat just ISN'T normal at all except for babies though but thats a different story, mannn I feel sorry for your family!
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I absolutly love pooping my pants and I'm 50 yrs old. When I ride bulls is when I sh*t
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bwahaha!
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EWWWWWWW yuck u are grossssss as. u are a derek. BTW this is not normal behaviour.
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do you have a favourite pair of pants you like to shit in? can I shit in your pants?
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0o0 whuh?
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THis is such a funny story!
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Fucking people... Jesus and Mary.
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Sabichou410
Stange... Very strange... Or should I saw f*cking strange...
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Sabichou410
Say*
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This is hilarious! Keep shitting! Godspeed!
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ahahaha next time u decide to troll dont make it so obvious
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I would NOT spank your ass as punishment if you shit your pants!
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also who does the washing?
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trololol
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"sitting in my own filth" lmfao
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This is fake, the minute he said she dropped his pants for a bj i knew it was bs
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Um...ten year olds do not crap their pants.
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Normal people don't commonly shit their pants at 10...
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You're a freak. It's that simple.
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you poop your pants on purpose, you smoke, you say sh* t quite often, now that's a good role model for 4 kids, wrong!
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Its funny, I could tell you were joking because at first you refer to your partner as your girlfriend, then later as your wife so the story isn't consistent. But thanks for the laugh!
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Ya I also do the same thing but like to put it into my family's dinner every night so they can enjoy it too!
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Best troll ever. Literally made me cry with laughter.
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ew too much details. :O i thought you'd be younger! i feel bad for your girlfriend! eww
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i do this too lol
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this is one of the funniest things I have ever read. I just uncontrollably laughed for a whole minute.
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You rock shitter, totally normal.
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I don't know if this is true or not but this is just to funny.
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funniest troll ive seen in a long time.
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Keep doing what you love, cowboy. May I ask how many pairs of underwear you throw away each week?
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Man you fucked up literally! I cant even describe how I feel abt what your sick Ass posted
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Obviously this is not normal. Its disgusting and/or repulsive that you enjoy sitting in your own waste.

Please do yourself and others around you a favor and seek help. PLEEASE.
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LOL ::D.Maybe you like it because shit is warm?
Idk is it normal or what
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I cant stop this is funneeeh
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Wow, that is uhhhh... just wow. Amazing. What a strange world I live in... O.0
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If you are being honest about your "poopy pants" compulsion and not just posting this for popularity's sake, then it's possible that as a child you were not cared for properly during the "anal stage".

See this website for details: http://psychology.about.com/od/aindex/g/def_analstage.htm

Similiar compulsions and habits can also arise from improper care during other Freudian psychosexual development stages. For instance, children who were not cared for properly during the oral stage often become smokers later in adulthood. This could be similiar to your underlying case, however disgusting it is.
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It's beyond normal,it's WONDERFUL!...Also,you mentioned your wife works at WHITE CASTLE..yum,GREAT WAY,to take a SHIT!
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''Being over 30 is not different to me then being 10.''
THAT SENTENCE O.O

i had some suspitions this is true for some people...
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My daily lols in one post, how convenient.
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michael4p5
grow the fuck up man and get your sh!t right at first you say your girlfriend then you say your wife which is it faker this shit sounds more gayer then funny
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Instead of me being disgusted, i actually was laughing to beginning, till the end of the story. XD
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danny79
I can actually smell it.
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You know when people say PMSL all the time it doesnt mean they actually do it
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not sure why 21% say this is normal. this is normal if you are 1 year old
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Not bloody normal ur fucked up majorly and Need to grow a pair and Grow up ...go the the toilet !!!!And Farking grow up!!
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.. I think you need to see a therapist, get sh*t off your mind and out of your pants. Because, I can't say this is normal
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Hmmm. Before I can properly comment, do you feel any sort of sexual attraction to your mother?
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Dafauq did I just read?
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i think its your way of feeling like a child again since you stated that you never sighned up for having your kids or listening to your gf complain about her back, its stuff youre going to go threw when youre grow up... but i think thats your way of thinking ur a child still.
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Wtf you're gross
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I seriously think you are lying.
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You a bit of a selfish sick bugger bro get a job you lazy sod. That said I had a girlfriend many years ago who I found out by accident loved crapping in a diaper. Must say at the time it turned me on and I used to clean and change her. Loved getting down and messy.
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You can shit in my pants anyday ;).
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not normal and not cool. Actually, it's gross.
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What the fuck do you mean still?
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Dude, i never shit my pants as a 10year old. In fact i cant ever remember shitting my pants.
WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU????
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1 that's fucking sick and gross 2 when I was reading it what the fuck 3 what the fuck, the people who said yes are not fucking normal either, they probably have there weird to and have their own thing they do 4 what is wrong with people and the these days god damn some people have things really wrong with them these days like you and the people who said yes 5 that's disturbing and now that's scared me for life about how some people can be or what they like and what they do alone or who they really are 6 you need help, like really GET help! please for yourself! 7 your not a baby your 5 months old your 30 years old and GROW UP! again for your self please!
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You have a girlfriend? how?
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All I can do is shake my head. I have never ever heard of a grown man doing this! You have issues!!!!
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What the flying fuck? Are you retarded you sick fucking bastard? What the hell?
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Reading the top most voted I comment I do not understand what is so awful about this post. Well other than the fact you seem to despise your kids. You chose to knock up your wife so you cant regret them now moron. While I do not think its normal to shit yourself for pleasure there is a fetish for these type of things.
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boeingdude1
Sorry man, but you are fucked in the head. I guess being that you might get free white castle from your girlfriend working there, your shit may be a bit more enjoyable.
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DiamondGirl
I think you would enjoy the movie SALO, have u seen it. They have a shit banquet. and other gross stuff in it.
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Don't knock on this guy. I also love to poop in my pants.
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Lol. Honey, this isn't normal behaviour. Imagine all those germs flying around from your poop particles. Your house must smell bad after shitting your shreddies and parading around like king crap!. Each to their own though, and as long as you aren't touching anything in public while your crap is touching cloth then carry on. Behind closed doors n' all that...
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How is this thread still relevant?
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O dear lmao. This is just nasty! you nasty!
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You are nasty. I mean, grow up. Really??? I'm surprised your girl hasn't left you yet, and I hope if she has a brain she will
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Ironically i pissed myself reading this story...
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I do not find your interest in shitting your pants normal. But I have love of peeing my pants, and enjoy and it turns me on. So I feel if you are happy doing it that is goods for you.
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you shit like a hero ,
nice .
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shitlicker
I do the same thing everyday and have the same life except i piss myself too
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Funny stuff Dude!!
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Anonymousness
HAHAHAHA!!!!
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That is HILARIOUS. Nice wife you have, by the way. I wish my girlfriend would do that.
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Wow that is so funny but I understand that.
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its the cleaning up afterwards that sux
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To each there own dude but this is some funny shit!!!
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totally normal.
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WoW567
ive never heard o f anything so funny! its cool though. whatever you like!
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This is too funny, i cried laughing. If you wipe properly afterwards, then why not? Maybe take it to the next level and take a hot steaming on on the wife's face while she sleeps ^.^
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I shit myself just now. It's so warm what's not to like?
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Buy an electric blanket.
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