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I swear I was abducted by ET's
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I had one of the most horrifying experiences of my life when I was abducted by aliens. But now I am medically worried. I remember nothing big about my abduction other than seeing the aliens and remembering at the end that I punched one alien in the face. After this I blacked out and woke up the next morning. But, now my hand,the one I punched this ET with is dark and numb. It looks like it will shrivel up and I afraid the dice will never believe me. Is it normal to touch am alien and this happens? Have anyone?
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izakthegoomba
10 months, 4 weeks ago | pl
Dude, what the fuck were you smoking?
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Angel_in_a_Glass_Dress
10 months, 4 weeks ago | pl
"I punched one alien in the face. After this I blacked out and woke up the next morning."


I can see that happening. It's called "getting into a fist fight with someone from a foreign country and getting the shit kicked out of you..."
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Shaung1
10 months, 3 weeks ago | pl
@: Angel_in_a_Glass_Dress
Lol xD
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coolio75650932
10 months, 3 weeks ago | pl
i was beside you man i was right there i saw you punch her...you got karate chopped in the neck then theye injected your hand with a black goop...then they came to me OH THE HORROR! (they made me watch dora the explorer but u strangly had a boner)
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zchristian
10 months, 4 weeks ago | pl
Gratz you are one of the few millions who say the same...
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DannysUsername
10 months, 4 weeks ago | pl
Dude, have you seen that movie The Fourth Kind? That shit was creepy as hell!
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KeddersPrincess
10 months, 4 weeks ago | pl
You know, there's someone else who posted today that they are upset because they'll never meet an alien, or something like that. I think you to should talk. You'd probably make great friends :)
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Avant-Garde
10 months, 4 weeks ago | pl
What did they look like?
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Anonymous Poll Creator
10 months, 4 weeks ago | pl
@: Avant-Garde
Greys
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Avant-Garde
10 months, 3 weeks ago | pl
@: Anonymous
I hear the tall ones can be quite nice.
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coolio75650932
10 months, 3 weeks ago | pl
@: Avant-Garde
in bed
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Bmac17
9 months, 2 weeks ago | pl
@: coolio75650932
Best reply ever. Diamonds to you my friend.
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coolio75650932
9 months, 2 weeks ago | pl
@: Bmac17
why thank you. oh almost forgot. do you like it in the ass?
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VioletTrees
10 months, 4 weeks ago | pl
I'm not making fun of you in any way, but I think you should talk to a doctor about this. There may be a medical reason for this experience.
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Jasmina
10 months, 4 weeks ago | pl
O.o Thats ironic THATS NAUTTS MENG YOU HAVE SHOWN US THAT ALIENS ARE REAL xD
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Shaung1
10 months, 3 weeks ago | pl
Did they anal probe you?
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coolio75650932
9 months, 2 weeks ago | pl
@: Shaung1
il anal probe you any day
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Shaung1
9 months, 2 weeks ago | pl
@: coolio75650932
Ok do it, LMAO!
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coolio75650932
9 months, 2 weeks ago | pl
@: Shaung1
ok! *fuqs in anal*
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Im_not_normal_and_I_know_it
10 months, 3 weeks ago | pl
Umm... Too much drinking? You must have punched a wall... Heeheehee
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coolio75650932
9 months, 2 weeks ago | pl
@: Im_not_normal_and_I_know_it
or your wife :3
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aussy123
10 months, 2 weeks ago | pl
So in translation, you were super duper intoxicated, decided to take a drive,but thought you were pulled in by a UFO, but soon a Police Officer or (alien o_0) pulled you over..being stupidly intoxicated you punched him in the teeth (which explains the scar on your hand), soon you were brought to a jailhouse, where you excaped and now your telling everyone this stupid dumb story about how you were "captured by aliens".............. SMDH!!!
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akj
10 months, 1 week ago | pl
It was probably just a dream dumbass!!
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RaNdOmPoPcOrN
10 months, 1 week ago | pl
I love troll posts
:D
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coolio75650932
9 months, 2 weeks ago | pl
@: RaNdOmPoPcOrN
i love faces!


:D
;D
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(:D)
¯¯¯¯
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RaNdOmPoPcOrN
9 months, 2 weeks ago | pl
@: coolio75650932
O_O
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coolio75650932
9 months, 2 weeks ago | pl
@: RaNdOmPoPcOrN
i love other faces to!


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lol!
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Bmac17
9 months, 2 weeks ago | pl
Yeah, not gonna make fun of you, this wasn't the right place to put this. Too many assholes are here. I would go see a doctor and keep this too yourself because people will think your crazy.
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NotFloydzie
11 months ago | pl
ETs? HAHAHAHAHHAHA
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Anonymous Poll Creator
10 months, 4 weeks ago | pl
@: NotFloydzie
Suddenly I think you're an Asshole
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NotFloydzie
10 months, 2 weeks ago | pl
@: Anonymous
Thanks for sharing.
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Anonymous Poll Creator
10 months, 2 weeks ago | pl
@: NotFloydzie
You're cool. Laugh at me, huh?
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coolio75650932
9 months, 2 weeks ago | pl
@: Anonymous
hahaha?
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tommythecat
10 months, 4 weeks ago | pl
@: Anonymous
You can think?
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Anonymous Poll Creator
10 months, 4 weeks ago | pl
@: tommythecat
I think so
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tommythecat
10 months, 3 weeks ago | pl
@: Anonymous
Ha!
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tommythecat
10 months, 4 weeks ago | pl
@: NotFloydzie
You beat me to it lol.
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NotFloydzie
10 months, 4 weeks ago | pl
@: tommythecat
:P
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