I think in French

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Sack ler blur. (mines quite bad too.)

Government reading minds? Mmmm I wished they could read the minds of CEO's of investment banks months back.

what if the government speak french?
D:

sacre bleu

thats not the best way to protect people from reading your mind

it's all about tin foil, their mind reading machines can't penetrate tin foil, buy some tin foil and wrap it around your head like a hat and make sure that you use thick tinfoil or use multiple layers, you can never be too cautious

whenever i am planning something that i dont want the government to know about i always wear my tinfoil hat

you'll turn into cheese-eating surrender monkey

no homer, i'm not a dirty nigger

Tin foil will ONLY work if it is grounded. Just having the metal there doesn't really shield a damn thing.

I hope who ever is reading your mind isn't bilingual or cant understand your french =)

do you wear a hat made of tin foil an all, you fooking looney

This is obviously a joke with the dictate to the dog thing. That said, if it's helping you get better at French, do it. I think in French when I need to simplify my thoughts

Très drôle ! Imbécile ! Mais n'oublie pas Billy, nous seuls pouvont lire dans tes pensées...

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH this is awesome

What you have to do is construct your own language, then find someway to encode it, so no code breaker can figure it odd. Then you want to get a helmet line with lead, with an outer shell of depleted uranium. Then find an astronaut suit, get the bugs out of it, and live in it. Also remember to replace your blood, with pig's blood, so the government nano boots, can't control your thoughts. Also how do you know your dog is not a Mexican spy, hmmm, you don't do you, well I would check that out.

Tres bizarre.

Hope you're not from Canada, cause our government is French & English!

je pense que cette probleme est tres bizzare!

(can't put on the accents...)

can anyone read minds?

thats not even a real french word..
i speak fluent french lol

pour autant renoncer et cesser d'agir, le gouvernement est stupide de ne pas la lecture de votre esprit, ils ne peuvent pas lire les esprits et vous êtes stupide de gâcher votre anglais désolé, mais s'arrêter hahaha
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The original post was pure geniouse

man whoever is reading ur mind is probbly LOLLing

love this post hahaha

its not exactly french , but thats quit good :)
imma frenchiee

LMAOO!
I didnt saw this '' but my dog thinks in spanish and he dont type very fast ''
i LOVE this part. dude i definitly need to know you !
hahaha thanks i was sad , now i smile cuz of u (:

its a conspiracy

Je fais la même affaire, mais en anglais XD
Je crois que c'est normal :P

Hello Lisaa888, my name is rory im 18 i live in ireland, thats about all anyone knows about me, i wrote that story to make people laugh im glad it worked

Lol. I always wonder if people can read my mind too. Also i think that if for some reason, i haven't showered in a couple days, and my Vag isn't right fresh..that men know. That they can read my mind about it.
And that it is completely unacceptable. So i'm anal about pelvic hygiene (haha pun intended!)