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I thought about killing my wife.
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ok, I love my wife, and she loves me. In fact she loves me to death, its a little smothering, but nice.

but the other day we were in the kitchen and I was cutting something up with a huge knife, and all of a sudden i had this image of me just stabbing her to death with it. I thought of how shocked she would be as i would start to do it, and of how guilty i would feel having done it.

also, the reason we were in the kitchen was because we were having a party and guests were due in a few hours. So I was thinking of how i could pull the whole thing off and still have the guests over and what kind of story i could make up about why she wasnt there, etc.

now, i have no desire to kill her, or anyone else for that matter, and there is no way i would do this, and no reason for it. but just for about 10 seconds, i thought about this while i was cutting up veggies and she was standing next to me. Is this normal?
Do you think it's normal?
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Comments (27)
freak. yes you...you're a freak. seek medical help.
i feel sorry for your wife. it doesn't matter if you were thinking about it for 10 minutes or even 10 seconds, it still doesn't make it NORMAL. i agree w/ the person above, seek help!
why didnt you cut her open gut her and put ice in her for the beers
mmm well obviously you need to see a shrink and ask her/him what the fuck is going on in that head off yours!
your a gdam psyco man!, ussualy im not a judgmental person but i had to say it...-_- get some help
Sure it's normal.
Who doesn't think about chopping up his wife every once in a while?

I think you should tell her,
it would make your relationship very comfortable i would think.
It isn't normal. To even have such destructive thoughts is disturbing. It may be a result of watching videos of violence and your mind is reenacting crimes you have seen in the past. People often like to imitate behaviors they have seen. Do not handle any large knives, keep access to firearms, if you have any, far away and unloaded. If or when the thoughts return, stop it by thinking of something pleasurable.

If you have problems controlling your thoughts, seek professional help, but do not share this topic with your wife, only share it with a professional.
U could have killed her and stuffed her body in the freezer, and lock all the doors but the front door, Then u could move all the guests into the kitchen and ask some of the guests to help u get some ice, and wen they opened it while u r holding 2 of the biggest knives in ur house, in ur hands, u could tell them its a new game called, "Lets See Who Live Through the Dinner Party".
Face it, you hate the bitch. Women are blood suckers, just look at jojo thats a prime example of daddy wanting a boy way to bad and her growing up to be a tom boy named jo. Is killing her worth being some big dudes bitch in jail? I dont think anything is worth that.
Chris, that's what murder-suicide is for.
Honestly, its normal.
It just means you have an overactive twisted imagination.
Like me.
Make love to me baby, we'll be the kinkiest.
you could have served her as dinner.

And then you could have a discussion over the dinner table where you would say something like "well, she's closer than you think".

That would be so normal.
I see I hit a soft spot, you are quilty of reading post about me and replying on them mean shit about me so I think I can talk about this girl named jojo all I want just like you do your smiley faces just to fire me up. Its a circle remember, what goes around comes around.
Ok STOP the MADNESS, It doesnt matter wat ur name is Stargirl, If ur HOT and old enuff, i'd f*ck ya.
That doesn't say much, MoFo. You're so desperate these days, you'd probably fuk a brick wall.
Maybe it's time to trade her in on a newer model.
Only if it had painted on titties corbin.
@: Corbin
don't f**ck a brick wall, anyone. If you cant find someone to f*ck then by all means i recommend raw meat for men, cooked but cold franks for the ladies. this is a time honored recipe, they did it alot in the rural mountains of eastern europe for example.
JoJo..... You know you like me calling you that, its like our little secret when no one else knows who the hell im talking about.
I see 'the rent boy' is verbally attacking you for a change !!

Jeees, he really must have a problem with you, if this was not cyber world and was the real word, I suspect he would stalk you 24/7.
the sexual tension between u & chris is unbelievable. when r u guys gonna meet and just do it?
You're obviously not gonna do it. But in the words of Chris Rock, if you have not seriously considered killing someone, you have not been in love. Just dont actually kill people. That is mean.
@: lolomg
is that a reply to what stargirl said? cause if it is, its appropriate.
lol to wat cabinet70 said. great idea
completely normal I have thought about killing your wife also
Infact your experience is entirely normal, it reaches abnormal when you actually stick the knife in the bitch....stop doubting yourself.
It is all part and parcel of the human condition, we are all capable of murder and thats why its so easy to condition someone to pick up a gun and call themselves a soldier. I have had similar thoughts in the past but they are instant and disappear in seconds, you are just visiting parts of your mind in thought process and its normal....
Did you know that peaceful people tend to have quite violent dreams and yet murderes dreams are quite serene, they act out there violence for real because they dont deal with these thoughts in dream state . dont listen to the cunts here who say you are mad, they are dicks and have the brains to comprehend your concerns.
Dr.Phil...Opera!!! We need help!!!