I threw a pop bottle at an ugly chick today

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Certainly a novel way of getting a bird but it seems it worked!

so youre ugly yourself and she is the best you can do.big deal.

nex' time throw a pancake wid' syrup on it Mistah.

One-hitter quitter! lol

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next time throw a pop bottle at a hot chick

haha, when i do it people chase me

She is a ho need some attention,

wow you're extremely shallow.

OMFG "Grabs a bottle pop and threws it at a random chick"----"Chick turns out to be dude"----"I'm getting chased by a tranny HELP HELP HELP HELP D:

do that more often is my opinion lol
she obviously thought u were cute & wanted 2 ask u out?

That is the stuff of movies right there.

SHe obviously thought you were funny and sweet, which you must not be if you get urges to throw pop bottles at "ugly chicks". But maybe it turned out to be a good thing, even though it might be with an "ugly chick".

Wow, i hope she sees what you wrote and...well let's not go there, but i hope she kicks your shallow behind back to the pits of hell where you obviously belong. That is an awful thing to do, but i will give you props for apologizing out of respect...personally i would have made you pay, but whatever

Well i wouldn't say its cool to throw a bottle at a chick but maybe she is really nice and you two can date...or not.you're choice.

OMG.thats a great idea!

did you know you're an idiot?

You got her attention and made her laugh. Once you've made a girl laugh I guess she will like you. You should let her down or just not call her if you don't want her

NOT POP! SODA.

i agree w/dablur; throw it at sumone hot not fat and ugly! WTF dude!

No, it isn't. Wanting to throw things at people just because you do not find them attractive is no excuse.

Lol - I think the real issue is your fifth grade style of flirting, you obviously find this girl attractive on some level otherwise you probably wouldn't have noticed her in the first place and if you did notice her "ugliness" you probably wouldn't have taken the time and energy to throw a bottle at her... and I guess if you had done those things anyways (just for the hell of it..) you definately wouldn't have apologized / agree to hang out with her after. (And also, I'm sure you wouldn't be taking the time to write this on here if you weren't thinking about her right now).
I'm guessing she's a girl who has features that society/your buddies/MTV tells you isn't hot. So naturally, you felt that the only way to hit on her and keep your reputation would be to ridicule her.
You obvz have alot of growing up to do, I sincerly hope you find a male role model who's not a complete jack ass so that you have a chance of becoming a decent man. Remember this above everything, open your mind and be yourself.