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I tried to sell my bro on craigslist as joke, now mob is after me?
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It was just supposed to be a joke, my brother was annoying me so I made a fake ad trying to sell him on craigslist. The ad was mean towards him, it said things like "smelly, annoying boy for sale. Eats more than he's worth and steals. stinks up the bathroom for hours when he poops. lets the dog lick his balls." See, you get the joke, right? My bro was supposed to see it and be embarrassed, and that would be the end of it.

Well, now I think this mob or gang is out to own my little brother. I shouldn't have used his real picture but I wanted to embarrass him so I had to. They keep emailing saying they need the boy delivered by Tuesday to start the photo shoots and then begin working. Whatever that means. He's too young to legally work!! That's how I know it's a mafia job.

What do I do about the mafia guys now? This can't be the first time this happened, someone has to know what to do here. I'm scared.

Is this normal for a prank to go so wrong and now we are in danger from the gangsters?

Help please!

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It's probably your brother.
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Yeah LOL, what a great countertroll. If it's true, I'd like to meet the kid.
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I think the "mob" voted "Normal" on your post.
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sounds more like a pedophile than a mobster.
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I did the same to my brother. I haven't seen him in 8 years.
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Tell them you already sold him?

Hahaha!
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Well, you've really landed in some shit. Tell them that you sold him or something crazy but believable. You never know what to expect from the net and especially craigslist. Tell him to be careful when he goes out, just incase those people find out where you live.
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You believe this? wow, just wow.
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I'm not taking any chances...
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Come on....your nostrils should know better.
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Forget nostrils. My spider sense has been tingling all day. Danger is near!
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Put an ad on Craigslist offering mafia mobsters for sale.
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thinkingaboutit
...they are not mafiosi. probably someone fucking with you.
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I don't think it's a mob that's after your brother, but a rapist. They're usually the ones who want to do "photo shoots" of kids. If I were you, I'd call the police and tell them what happened.
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How much did you advertise him for?
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$19.99 plus S&H.
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Inflate the S+H charges a little. Seems like a pretty good deal.
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start your own gang and kill em.
that is the simplest solution
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yeah this sort of thing happens all the time. be careful what you put on the net
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All you need is scuba gear, a slingshot, and some angry wasps. Won't know what hit them...
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darthrule
Bring him tonight. Behind the box. I'll be the hyena.. You'll see
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Notify the police if your actually worried. If not, than let it go.
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You're just going to have to give yourself to them, it's not fair to expect your brother to fix your mistakes. Getting raped isn't as bad as it sounds, you'll get used to it
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They're hardly mobsters if they're buying children, its most likely a paedophillia ring. Also, 2/10 troll.
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Haha sorry i couldnt stop from laughing.
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If this question wasn't so old id ask if it was still up haha!
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