Are You Normal?

Curious how others might perceive your situation? Submit your story today and find out what others think...

Home > All Categories > Hobbies

i wank off my horse
27% Normal
15 Comments

well its been 14 weeks today that i have started to wank off my pet horse, i was told it waS GOOD for him, but now it has grown on me that i love it. i then collect the cum in a jar and let it rest for about thirty minutes, after i either drink it or simply pour it into whatever my mum is cooking for the rest of the family, could i have any suggestions to help me as i think it is getting f**kED UP!
Do you think it's normal?
Does this story fit one of these flags? If so, click it! [Best Of] [Funny] [Interesting] [Weird][Lame] [Off Topic] [Innapropriate]
Comments (15)
WHYme (8965)
2007-06-20 10:44:00
I am curious as to how old you are, what sex you are, what country you are in.

You ever just get down and blow him. Bet the rest of the family would get pissed if they knew what they were eating!
Reply
ChrlsUFC (8946)
2007-06-20 11:01:41
I will help you wank your horse.
Reply
Cabinet71 (8913)
2007-06-20 12:41:01
Sounds normal to me. Im from down under and we like to wank each other off and drink it.
Reply
gizzie56 (8681)
2007-06-20 20:24:30
Beastiality is for sick depraved perverts it make me sick, but whatever floats your boat you horse schlong wanker you.
Reply
Fyren101 (9575)
2007-07-30 07:43:28
@: Cabinet71
dont diss my country mother fucker i actually am from australia and anyone who wanks an animal gegts killed by me so go blow your shemale mother you son of a bitch yankie
Reply
jimbobfisher (9730)
2007-08-02 10:49:54
mate uve gotta be the weirdest fucking cunt ive ever seen u should be in some mental home u dirty horse shagging imbred
Reply
ant1kidd (7137)
2007-08-05 23:33:49
Yeah I got a suggestion...

put it in a blender add some ice and and some frozen fruits and make a smoothee.
Reply
esreverlogic (9945)
2007-08-11 20:44:24
You drink it? HoLy ShIt man! FUCK YOU YOU PERVERT! Grow your own penis and wank off yourself you dirty son of a bitch!
Reply
October (10003)
2007-08-14 22:35:37
I never really thought about bestiality.

If you are Serious though (which I doubt)

Seems to me that you'd better watch out, a kick from a horse could be fatal.

You've GOTTA be a guy!

Tobra
Reply
Potato (7428)
2007-08-14 22:41:12
'S probably high in protien.

0_0
Reply
coolcat101 (9708)
2007-08-15 00:18:22
only a white person would do this mayne shit is sick...dont know no black nigga dat would do dis shit
Reply
Lianne3 (10294)
2007-08-29 20:04:35
God fucking damn i hate you fucking black people. Niggers need to be shot on site, hate crime that black ass.
Smack em and send em back to africa so they can pick corn in the field and wear fuckign straw hats
Reply
misogynecologist (6137)
2007-11-13 15:39:17
@: coolcat101
a nigger would fuck a hole in the ground if it was warm.
Reply
Orochimaru (9975)
2007-11-13 15:57:15
um...................................wuh?
Reply
Phoenix (28459)
2009-09-13 17:38:19
Ahahahaha this is so fake!
Reply