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I wanna have sex with my cat WTF!
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A few weeks ago, I was home alone, jacking off. I had my eyes closed because I was having some kind of fantasy in my head. All of a sudden, I felt a small tongue on my c0ck. Sure enough, it was my cat. I was disgusted at first, but for some odd reason, it started to turn me on. I let the cat lick all over my c0ck. It felt really good. I kept wanking, and she kept licking. Out of nowhere, I exploded and blew my load on her face. And the wierd thing is, she seems to ENJOY it. It's happened numerous times since then. It takes every ounce of self-restraint that I have not to grab her and ram my d!ck up her @ss. I have a serious problem. How can I stop?

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Comments (39)
I've never had a cat. Now I feel like I've been missing out :(
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the jerkin off thing seems normal enuff, but i wouldnt suggest killing ur cat with ur penis
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Presuming that you are serious. I would say that the sexual attraction is normal, though if you intend any harm or are inflicting extraneous lust on your cat, I would suggest at least suppressing your feelings, and if you are worried, getting help from someone. you don't have to worry about hurting your cat through the act of penetration, because you simply cannot. overall, don't worry buddy, I feel sexually attracted to various pets occasionally.
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i think cats are fucking sexy i seen my cat the other day struttin and i got a stiffy.
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@: TUXON69
U are sick in the head if u really do this, seek for mental help!
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wtf is ur email dumbass
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Agreed give ur e-mail adress!
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You could seriously hurt your cat if you anally penetrate it.
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Kinda wierd.. Try looking at your cat and thinking of her as a family member, not a sex toy.
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Very fake. Cat's tongues are barbed, try again buddy!
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doesnt mean its fake rere
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i was wanna say it but you where first...
its verry fake.
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U are sick in the head if u really do this, seek for mental help!
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Can i have sex with you lovely hearts :-)
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Lmfao I do too, lets chat
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U are sick in the head if u really do this, seek for mental help!
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Im 15 and I just read your comment if you have skype or a webcam I would love to talk! Btw im a guy so yeah
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No, sensitive or not after jacking off those areas are numbed to a feeling of light pain. So I i can understand why that felt good. And I've also thought about my cat like that... But I'm not awkward enough to like.... Rape him...
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U are sick in the head if u really do this, seek for mental help!
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why no vagina??why the heck did u did in @Ss
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Well to be honest i cannot say that it has not crossed my mind from time to time and i do not think people who are attracted to animals are wrong as long as harm is not inflicted.

(stop reading if you don't like the idea here.)

I could not suggest doing it in the @ss as animals do not like that with exception to humans and a few others. Depending on the size of your cat and your c0ck and if she does not seem to try and stop it you could slowly try slipping it in with a buckets worth of water based lube and keeping it as shallow as you can.

you could also see if she will like it but starting with your finger but i will stop there.. it is up to you however it is most likely illegal where you are and may be harmful she may even turn around and scratch open your balls so it is not recommended by me..
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U are sick in the head if u really do this, seek for mental help!
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"WTF" is right. It's accurately fucked up. One thing that I'm wondering is how it didn't hurt. A cats tongue is like sandpaper and there are very sensitive areas on the penis... Why aren't you in pain?!
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U are sick in the head if u really do this, seek for mental help!
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1. Why are you continuously repeating yourself? 2. I am against beastiality. No where in my comment did I say that I was in favour for it.
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All cats turn me on so I have sex with them (females)
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U are sick in the head if u really do this, seek for mental help!
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I think you're right
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Is it possible?
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I wouldn't chance having sex with your cat if I were you. It might get angry and tear you up. How would you explain yourself to the paramedics?
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U are sick in the head if u really do this, seek for mental help!
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Umm excuse me? Do you know how to read? Not once in my comment did I say I enjoy this kind of thing.
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I wouldn't suggest fucking your cat. If you keep on letting your cat lick you up and down, you might do something you'll regret. I suggest getting a close friend or someone who can relate to the problem.
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He's fucked up for doing that this is not a normal behaviour! They should castrate people like him!
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U are sick in the head if u really do this, seek for mental help!
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I'm in love with my cat and really want to fuck it so hard.
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Hey what you like is what you like that cat was lucky tho lol mmmmmmm

hit me up :P
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I love this website.
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Try this. When your cat takes a crap grab it while it's still warm and shuffle it up your mouth - chew and swallow! When you done, try to lisper your cat! If the formentiond sounds sick, then you know what you are all about; get professional help!
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