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I Want a Relationship with an Older Woman
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I'm an 18 year old virgin, male. I'm attracted to older women, though not exclusively, and fantasize about being "adopted" by one as a student and lover. Someone like Susan Sarandon in Bull Durham or a younger version of Maude. I would love so much for someone like that to rescue me, teach me how to live in this world. I'm aware the word "adopted" gives the whole thing a Freudian spin, and I guess I am fantasizing about a surrogate mother type character, but I would love it so much.

I live with my grandparents: I'm unemployed, afraid to drive, afraid of being around people. I never go out and have no life or friends. I feel so trapped.
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I hear ya bro, that Maude is a fox.
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Lady Godiva was a freedom rider. She didn't care if the whole world looked..... Then theres Maude, then theres Maude- OOPS sorry for being sidetracked. A sexual attraction to Maude? Wow . I can see a sexual attraction to Susan Lucci, or the lady that played Lana on Threes Company or even that other golden girl, Rue McClanahan, but Maude??? As Archie Bunker would say-GOOD NIGHT NURSE!
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I didn't say a sexual attraction to Maude, at least, that's not what I meant.
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