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I want to be British
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I want to be British, even after the Brexit thingy. I just like the music, the apathetic chaps, the accents (especially Cockney-like accents), the rural areas and the dotty old people. The endless rain, the comedy- I just hate being a stupid ol' 'Murican.

And I'm not talking about London. No, not London. Somewhere with lonely ol' shepherds, somewhere quaint and fun.

I want to go to Timperley or Ugley especially. Just because.
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Normal. The grass is always greener on the other side of the fence.
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Up the IRA
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bigfatdick4
Two cockney cab drivers come screeching up to an intersection, barely missing each other...

One pops his head out of the window and shouts, "aven`t you got a horn?"

The other shouts back, "what with a face like yours?"
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I think you're transracial, good luck on your journey to become who you really are on the inside.
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I dunno... I live with a Brit and it gets kinda old after awhile.
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i live in a place in heartfordshire, small village in the countryside but not too far from a town that it"s hard to get anything you need, i'm also ashamed of my country and the rampant racism that's sweeping it, the idiotic racists who made up a lot of the brexit group voted purely out of bigotry and didn't know they were fucking up the future of my geberation
( the top searched results after the vote in britain was " what is the eu " was the last straw for a country i was loosing my faith in

if i revoke my citizenship l you want to swap? lol
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Like there aren't any racists here lol
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The UK is more racist than the US. Groups like BNP are more organized than any fascist groups in the US.
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And loony Trump's 12 million Twitter followers aren't close enough to fascist to say we beat you? A bunch of Texas guys once dragged a black man to death behind a vehicle in 1998. He survived for most of 2.4km till he went in a culvert and his head came off and the police found 81 places that were littered with his remains.
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How come you can't spell Hertfordshire if you live there?
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Same here! Sounds normal to me.
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Shoot_a_queer
Well you would know about gay sounding individuals as you are a butt slamming cornhole tongue punching queer yourself. You should find a gay website to live out your fairy fantasies and leave this website.
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