I want to be pregnant but i'm a man is this normal

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You'd blow your cock off. D:

I also want men to get preggers instead of women am I normal?

Lmao. That baby would hurt coming out O.O

it's actually very normal, you're probably just curious or you want some huge connection to another human being like a mother has with her child

I don't even understand why women want to be pregnant.

Are you fucking mad?!

EASY!

Go to your local Abortion Clinic, wearing scrubs. Go to the dumpster out back, search for a red 'Biohazard' bag, choose a dead fetus of your liking, take it home.

When you get home, put on gloves, and get a bowl. Pour a whole bottle of rubbing alcohol in the bowl. Then, take the fetus out of the bag soak it in the alcohol for about an hour.

While your waiting you can do a marvelous rendition of Whitney Houston's "I'm every woman" for about 32 times, then time should be up.

After that hour, take the fetus out. Wash off the alcohol. Go get some lube and a mirror, prop the mirror up so you can see what you're doing. Then, take your pants off. Get on the floor. Bring your knees up and spread them. Squirt the lube on the fetus, start gently shoving it up your cornhole! Voilà!

Later when you have to take a dump go to the bathroom do what you normaly do, but don't forget to breathe IN AND OUT, for Godsakes PUSH! You're doing great! It's crowning!

BOOM! You gave birth! It's a butt-baby!
Now, think of a name for it.

Afterwards wrap that beautiful ass gift in a towel, get more rubbing alcohol and a jar, place it in the jar, pour the alcohol in the jar put the fetus in, that way you can keep it. Now, you can walk around town with it and tell everybody about how you, A MAN, GAVE BIRTH!

Actually it's a very common wish.Most people don't talk about it cause that would make them fags or whatever.
It's one of the biggest obstacles to actual sexual equality. Personally,I'd see nothing wrong in a transgender or even a gay guy with a uterus.
I have almost the same wish but It's about impregnating myself with my own semen so I could be so damn full of myself.Got it?
Yes,I'd like to have a slit and a cock and I would wanna be capable of actually literally screwing myself.It would feel incredible.But since it's not possible,wishing for it is pointless. You can use this to post another fake story if you want. I just don't give a fuck.Actually I think that in the near future,this could become a reality.

No no NO , it's not normal at all

Hello everyone. Is the poster of this thread what they mean by a "Troll?"

Some men feel maternal it is possible you could be transgendered
Im a girl and to be honest I wish men could get pregnant instead but I'm not gonna have kids coz I think I'm gay

I've never ever heard a guy wish for that but I guess it's one of those things that a lot of people have but never really talk about, like being slightly attracted to same gender even though you're straight

I think this is reasonable.. I don't feel that way as a guy, but if you do, that's ok. Good for you.

think there is (or was now) a pregnant man named Thomas.. u can find him on utube "pregnant man thomas" orso

What the fuck??!! Are u fucking kidding me. You are a man!!!!!!!!

I wouldent see why guys wouldent want to :) its not a bad thing :)

What are you gay?

Only niggers get pregnant

What a load of shit

Hahahahaha and i thought i was fucked up.

Pathetic .

how the heck would a man give birth if he couldn't have a C- section?

Not Normal.! How the fuck will a baby fit through your penis ! not even your ass !

You can try getting fucked up the ass... Who knows, maybe you will have the first butt baby.

hobbo seamen can actually make a man pregnant. Have a group of hobbo men ejeculate in you several times, that should do the trick.

No U Dont
Having To Deal With The Contractions & Shidd
Plus It Fucking Hurts Ur Vagina Or Some Crap
Now Imagine Ur Baby Came Outta A Penis Lmao
GROSS ! Eew Why Did Mention That Aww Fuck

When some guys who feel deep inside there female is normal as there body has both urges to want to be one or the other sexual beings, hence the feeling of wanting to act the part of a female or a man at the same time.
you will never in anyway become pregnant as a man.

Sometimes I wish I was a boy ...a gay boy.
I fancy them ... Their so sweet..
I<3 Rylan!

Perhaps you want to feel connected to another human being or you like the attention a women gets during pregnancy. There is a psychologist named Karen Horney she proposed the notion of Womb Envy this is similar the notion of Penis Envy by Sigmund Freud. Try reading up on her notion you may find comfort in her theories.

What a load of shit are u a yank ?

you are a freak