Whenever I hear a dog barking and it won't shut up, I want to kill the dog. I want to go over to the dog and simply kill it. I know that the dog is just being a dog, but this doesn't matter. I feel the dog has no right to live.
If I were to go outside and keep yelling "Hey! Hey!! Hey!! Hey!!! Hey!!! Hey!!!" over and over again, the police would soon come and they would arrest me and take me to jail. But if a dog barks, it can usually get away with barking as long as it desires.
Some people seem to not even notice a barking dog. I, on the other hand, want to take a gun and go shoot it in the head.
If I were to go outside and keep yelling "Hey! Hey!! Hey!! Hey!!! Hey!!! Hey!!!" over and over again, the police would soon come and they would arrest me and take me to jail. But if a dog barks, it can usually get away with barking as long as it desires.
Some people seem to not even notice a barking dog. I, on the other hand, want to take a gun and go shoot it in the head.
Anyway, you'd get fined and probably have some time in prison for actually murdering a dog.
Correct: your dog, retard
Incorrect: "your to stupid"
Correct: you're too stupid
Incorrect: "its a family dog"
Correct: it's a family dog
Incorrect: "you're family"
Correct: your family
Incorrect: "for your animals. And someone come shoot my neighbors and take her dog's."
Correct: for your animals, and someone come shoot my neighbors and take her dogs.
P.S. ~You're a fucking retard~
So yes, ideas of flooding the floor so it will drip through the ceiling does come to mine. Or shooting them is nice too. However, I can't do that but it doesn't make me stop thinking of it.
Just now, a dog started barking. I never heard a dog yet in this place so it goes further to prove god does exist, he is just an asshole.
But yet I can understand about the forever barking dog however especially the two poodles in my neighborhood and these are big poodles not the tiny toy poodles. Everytime I walk past their apartment it's "bark bark bark" and they never stop even when I'm blocks away from their doorstep and you can hear them from all the way down the street!
I never want to actually kill a barking dog, sometimes its good for a dog to bark whenever there's a need to be alerted but not constantly. Luckily for me my dog never became a constant barker the only time she does is when there's someone at the door or when I ask her to bark for a treat other then that she's a quiet dog.
And to the person who says that dogs can't communicate with their own kind they actually do though they communicate with each other more with body language then with barking I've learned that from the Dog Whisper.A dog walking away from a barking dog is simply ignoring it.
It doesn't mean I'm a heartless asshole because I want to enjoy a tiny bit of peace and quiet when I'm at home paying my f*&^%ing ridiculous property taxes and can't afford to vacation each weekend to get away from you and your oblivious, inconsiderate lifestyle. In the spring and fall, when I finally get a break from utility bills, I can't even sleep with my windows open, because your precious Fido is crying his head off for you to pay attention to him.
The WORST is the frat boys who buy a Christmas puppy (usually to get laid), and then by April the pup is an untrained, uncontrollable, unloved, full-grown dog, working out his crazies all day while you're in class or away all week at some hippie music fest. Asshole.
p.s. I admit today I'm a bit cranky about all the neighbors who let their dogs shit and piss in my yard all day long, too. It doesn't even matter that much if you are "progressive" and pick up their shit. Hey--I would also like to enjoy the nice grass I work hard each weekend to get to grow. Why the hell can't your dog make *your* yard their bathroom? When I'm trying to enjoy my own front porch, it's not enjoyable watching your elderly pooch strain and stagger for 10 minutes trying to work out a turd.
But seriously, your reasoning is like a blind person complaining about the color of their walls, why does it fucking matter if you cant even see?
Same to you, why do barking dogs annoy you, though you can't hear them?
What the hell does blind have to do with me being deaf? Oh yes it is, guess what, let me dig deeper for you to show how provincial and half-wit you are. Without hearing, deaf people, like me, CAN feel eardrums when it's loud enough, and my blind friend, without sight, said he can "see" light through his lids. Regardless of who we are, we all have something in common, deaf-blind and fully-able people alike, can feel vibrate from air and ground that cause by sound wave. Feeling, like sight and hearing, is essential for our survival, without it we all will dead from frostbite, heat stroke, and many other factors. Because deaf and blind don't have to rely on hearing and sight respectively, our other senses are heightening to the point that we are more instinctive than average people. Deaf and blind are two different things that is absolutely nothing to do with each other. Do not assume that you think you know everything, it make you look like a fucking pathetic dumbass than you claimed to be.
And if you view yourself as being so "lucky" that you cant hear dogs barking, than why still complain? Im sure just hearing the vibrations is much better than actually clearly hearing the dog.
Some things in life you just just have to deal with, like it or not.
I'm way ahead of your postulation, I love to deal with thing that I enjoy and hate. Apparently I am right about you all along, you are boorish and still beyond the denial.
Where supposed to be talking about dogs not deaf people.
I could on and on with this petty argument, but whats the use.
@ dwilliams59 - Amen! You said it, right on target.
Dogs are completely STUPID, the only animal that can't even communicate with its own kind. They just bark, at each other, at people, at everything with no meaning what so ever. I see a neighbor walking her dog...well the dog is walking her actually. And other dogs bark at it, her dog and the other dogs have no idea what so ever what the barking means.
All they do is beg for food and take advantage of humans who are lonely.
Why didn't you give it to the Humane Society where it might have a chance instead of murdering it?? Is that your MO in life, if it's a challenge or annoying and requires too much effort you just kill it so you don't have to deal with it??
Dogs have the potential to be good companions to humans and their behavior is a direct reflection of their owner. It's the people who are too stupid and lazy to learn how to care for a dog before they get one that are the problem, not the dogs. My dogs don't have fleas because I give them medicine, don't bark more than a few times because I don't allow them to because I care about my neighbors peace of mind and I read books and watch programs to help me be a better owner. And by the way dogs do communicate, it's just more subtly with body language, can you understand the concept? You stated that dogs are stupid and can't communicate then you say that they take advantage of humans, which implies a higher level of thinking, so which is it?
I do think that there should be stricter laws about who can own a dog and about personal responsibility and liability of the owners to protect people and also so someone like you dosn't get their hands on a dog. Is it normal that I think the world would be better off without ignorant, lazy people like you that seem to be becoming the majority?
And he will do this multiple times a visit. Since I don't live with her, when I go over the dog seems to can't wait to jump on the cat and if I hit him off, he will wait until I'm not looking to jump back on the cat.
This story is real, I swear to it. My point is that dogs are often stupid but I do like them.
Would anyone like a life like that? No, and no one deserves a life like that.
sometimes,i walk by some house,and suddenly it barks...from nowhere!
i want to kick it so hard!!!
lolz=
And one more thing, if you're still pay attention to what I'm saying, one of the great misunderstandings in modern society is language. It's like Mark Twain once said, "The difference between the right word and the almost right word is the difference between lightning and a lightning bug." I never said that I'm going to KILL any dog, I just FEEL THE URGE TO.
Oh, and... yeah one more thing, someone once said, "...that human beings prefer their own. If a dog threatens a human infant, even if it requires causing more pain to the dog to stop it, than the dog would have caused to the infant..." I'm skipping the rest of it, which is why I'm asking you... which do you favor, child or dog?
If this is getting hard for you to answer back, then I would suggest you to don't do it. I'm good at debate.
Oh crap, there's ants in kitchen.... yay, it's slam time!
If a dog was threatening an infant, there would most likely be other ways of stopping the dog than majorly hurting it.
Even so, self-defense is different. All animals use some type of self-defense to protect themselves and their kin.
I personally favor other animals to humans, but that doesnt mean id injure/kill one in order to save the other. Id rather risk both lives to save both lives. I view all life as equal.
Okay let's imagine something else to get my point, that dog that want to kill a baby is a... German Shepherd. That dog is hard to stop, that's why cops love to have them to catch a bad guy filled with muscle. Which one would you choose to protect this time? Sure a death is inevitable like that situation...
As i said before, ts ok to act out of defense, Its just wrong if your causing avoidable harm to the animal.
Lets say it was a pomeranian attacking an infant. Killing the dog would just be cruel, since you could simply pick the dog up or grab its collar and move it away. Even if you got bitten/scratched, wouldnt that be better than killing the dog?
Thank you, that's what I'm talking about!
@ DireWolf13
Umm... what? Do you even know what you're talking about?
I was replying to your comment
One was a german shepard looking thing that would often bark at night for nothing. There was also two little white yappy things that were really annoying too. The other two dogs weren't that bad.
Now there was a caravan in our back yard and it was right by the neighbours back fence so whenever I was chillin out in the caravan and the dogs started barking/yapping I could hear them quite well. I was worse when I wanted to sleep out there and the shepard dog would bark at night at god knows what.
In my head I pictured myself giving them a good kick and more ;).
i have an obsessive hatred with dogs.
my dad got a dog -just to piss me off and deny me sleep.-
i am a light sleeper. he knows this. even if he gets up to take a piss in the morning or middle of the night, i wake up.
I have a 3 year old cat, her name is Holly-Ann. she's a tabby/mau mix. even my cat hates the little fucker.
this dog that is driving me fuck-insane is a mixed breed pitbull barely a few months old.
do you know how i get it to finally shut the fuck up? i slap the fuck out of it and tell it "shut the hell up you worthless waste of fucking space."
the sound of a whining dog is enough to send me into bloodlust.
did i mention i fucking hate dogs?
In highschool, one of my best friends had this next door neighbor with this yappy ass cocker spaniel. He absolutely loathed that animal.
One day, He lost it. He went out back when the dog was going ape over nothing, brought a step stool to the side fence, and peeked over.
He coaxed the dog to come over and bark and growl at him, just teasing it over and over, slapping his hand against the fence in front of the dogs face.
He started trying to slap it. When the dog bit onto his hand, he grabbed it's lower jaw, lifted the f*cker up into the air, and repeatedly punched it in the face, holding the dog up by it's biting jaws around his hand.
The owners never found out why their dog had wounds, and the dog never barked again at the sight of him.
Story number two, much less intense:
I was taking a crap the otherday, utterly hung over. I was visiting home over the holidays, and my dads neighbor has these two yappy f*ckers that fight in the back yard and wake me up.
Just fooling around, I pretended to dial in a sniper rifle on the approximate location of where the barking was coming from. I pretended to fire, made a little rifle sound and everything, and at that instant, the dogs both fell silent and I didn't hear them for the rest of the morning. I laughed my ass off for hours on that one.
I feel you buddy. If people aren't going to control their dog's barking, they shouldn't have them. or live on a farm.
America, you need to get it together.
Since Indians don't believe in harm a sacred cow, we may as well go ahead and kill all of 'em for milk and meat in the States. Yummy! Fair enough?
XD Chill out bro, I can't believe some silly people would think one of us is actually going to kill a dog for real.
Anyway let's cut to the chase, for the record I don't approval of any act of cruelty toward dogs, but I'm all up for beat some senses into dogowners for let dogs thinking it's okay to show their "cute puppy face" as an excuse to show their obnoxiously stupidity.
I would never own a dog expect for these that are small and incredibley easy to maintained. Ever.
Here are some dog bites FACTS:
A survey by the national Centers for Disease Control and Prevention in Atlanta ("CDC") concluded that dogs bite nearly 2%% of the U.S. population -- more than 4.7 million people annually. (Sacks JJ, Kresnow M, Houston B. Dog bites: how big a problem? Injury Prev 1996;2:52-4.)
Almost 800,000 bites per year -- one out of every 6 -- are serious enough to require medical attention. (Weiss HB, Friedman D, Coben JH. Incidence of dog bite injuries treated in emergency departments. JAMA 1998;279:51-53.)
Dog bites send nearly 368,000 victims to hospital emergency departments per year (1,008 per day). Centers for Disease Control and Prevention, Nonfatal Dog Bite%%u2013Related Injuries Treated in Hospital Emergency Departments %%u2014 United States, 2001, MMWR 2003;52:605-610. Morbidity and Mortality Weekly Report is published by the CDC.
16,476 dog bites to persons aged 16 years or greater were work related in 2001. (Ibid., Nonfatal Dog Bite%%u2013Related Injuries Treated in Hospital Emergency Departments %%u2014 United States, 2001, MMWR 2003;52:608.
Every year 2,851 letter carriers are bitten. (US Postal Service.)
"Sleeping pills lower the level of brain activity in the region that controls breathing. So, if you shut down the breathing center and stop breathing, then you die. So, don't be taking any overdoses. What happens a lot of times is that people don't die but go into a coma and lose their gag reflexes. then the contents of the stomach get aspirated into the lungs and the person ends up with a really bad pneumonia. Often, they end up in an ICU unit, on a ventilator, and tied down to a bed for a long time and eventually die. If they do get better, them they may have a life of long term medical problems." < That's for humans though.
A certain %% of people are in jail just because they wanted to get attention.
In highschool, one of my best friends had this next door neighbor with this yappy ass c*cker spaniel. He absolutely loathed that animal.
One day, He lost it. He went out back when the dog was going ape over nothing, brought a step stool to the side fence, and peeked over.
He coaxed the dog to come over and bark and growl at him, just teasing it over and over, slapping his hand against the fence in front of the dogs face.
He started trying to slap it. When the dog bit onto his hand, he grabbed it's lower jaw, lifted the f*cker up into the air, and repeatedly punched it in the face, holding the dog up by it's biting jaws around his hand.
The owners never found out why their dog had wounds, and the dog never barked again at the sight of him.
Story number two, much less intense:
I was taking a crap the otherday, utterly hung over. I was visiting home over the holidays, and my dads neighbor has these two yappy f*ckers that fight in the back yard and wake me up.
Just fooling around, I pretended to dial in a sniper rifle on the approximate location of where the barking was coming from. I pretended to fire, made a little rifle sound and everything, and at that instant, the dogs both fell silent and I didn't hear them for the rest of the morning. I laughed my ass off for hours on that one.
I feel you buddy. If people aren't going to control their dog's barking, they shouldn't have them. or live on a farm.
Nobody ever says "I'm callin' the police", its always "I will contact the authorities"
Its like people think that as soon as you get the authorities involved you have to start talking like a robot. Its stupid.
however please dont kill the dog! it only barks because thats the way its been or hasn't been trained by the owners, my dog will only bark when super neccesary, even when im out and the postman is at the door, no barking.
in fact i probably hate you for something people cannot possibly find a reason to hate you for.
whee, psychosis. fuck dogs, dogs need to go extinct.
BTW - I would never hurt a dog, cat, or any living being. The post says "I WANT to kill barking dogs," not "I AM IN THE PROCESS OF KILLING barking dogs." BIG difference, my friend. Lighten up...
And not ALL dogs continuously bark. Some rarely bark, others might bark for long periods of time. It also depends on how the owner trained it.
You must remember, dogs were bred by humans. Humans technically made dogs, by taming wolves.
So, some dogs arent that smart only because their breed is so domesticated. These dogs rely mostly on humans, and were bred to protect and trust humans.
and dogs are like ppl too they have emotions so treat them right so babies dont get eaten
maybe not babies though... but i do wish they would shut the fuck up.
wow im probably going to get hate mail now, lol.
Yeah, so wanting to kill dogs for barking is pretty mental, however,
Children who won't stop crying.....
thats a different story >:)
Lol, my husky hops on my bed becuase he's considered a member of the family, we've had him for 6 years and he is like a friend =) they have personalities and are very funny at times, dogs like to keep people company and are aswell very smart.
If you take good care of a dog, like washing, grooming, and potty train from the Get-go you'll have no problem what so ever...Oh and as for the main poster to this thread, I'm sure you are an animal abuser....Maybe see some counseling, or anger management would be suffice
As i said before about eating dogs in Asia:
The dogs live their whole lives in cages and are nearly beaten to death before being brutally slaughtered by selfish human hands.
Would anyone like a life like that? No, and no one deserves a life like that.
I dont care if its culture or not, no animal deserves to withstand unreasonable pain like that though.
If your going to kill the dog to eat it, then why torture it and make it suffer beforehand? Its just wrong.
And im talking about all countries, not just asia. But i do know some parts of asia are known for doing terrible acts of cruelty upon the animals before killing them.
Personally, im against any animals being killed for any reason by and for humans.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6yYe5xKCET0
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=6884232947803717439#
Watch those two videos and then tell me how much of a lie it is.
Yes because there's no difference between a dog and a human -_- dumbass
Why didn't you give it to the Humane Society where it might have a chance instead of murdering it?? Is that your MO in life, if it's a challenge or annoying and requires too much effort you just kill it so you don't have to deal with it??
Dogs have the potential to be good companions to humans and their behavior is a direct reflection of their owner. It's the people who are too stupid and lazy to learn how to care for a dog before they get one that are the problem, not the dogs. My dogs don't have fleas because I give them medicine, don't bark more than a few times because I don't allow them to because I care about my neighbors peace of mind and I read books and watch programs to help me be a better owner. And by the way dogs do communicate, it's just more subtly with body language, can you understand the concept? You stated that dogs are stupid and can't communicate then you say that they take advantage of humans, which implies a higher level of thinking, so which is it?
I do think that there should be stricter laws about who can own a dog and about personal responsibility and liability of the owners to protect people and also so someone like you dosn't get their hands on a dog. Is it normal that I think the world would be better off without ignorant, lazy people like you that seem to be becoming the majority?
Humans can be annoying too, but that doesnt mean you'd kill every human that annoys you does it? You just deal with it, and live with it.
*HOPE MY ADVICE WORKED*
LOL
because remember.... just because you want to kill the dog doesn't mean you actually will ... and the dog owner just might do the same back.
Never complain!!!! just kill the dogs! and don't tell a soul
Get all your old medication and make it into a beef hamburger and lob it over the fence, bye bye barking dog
I've been through this, and i will never complain about a barking dog again
You obviously need to chill and know that dogs will bark sometimes as it's their natural instinct, or they have bad owners which have never trained them properly. It's not their fault!
When dogs bark it's never quiet. It's loud and disruptive because that's how they intend it to be, and if there are other dogs in the neighborhood, it can set off a chain reaction and a fucking awful barkfest ensues. As someone else wrote, barking doesn't make sense evolutionarily - how would this benefit any organism in the wild? Dogs use barking as a way to say "look at me!" or to say "fuck you" to any movement or sound that they find remotely offensive (in my neighborhood, the offensive is anything).
The true animal advocate does not use his dog as a weapon to harass neighbors. A dog needs to be part of the family. YOU are his pack - not the other dog(s) you bought him as company so you wouldn't have to do your job. This means (especially if you're in an urban area) you keep him INSIDE with your family the majority of the time, letting him out occasionally to eliminate and for walks YOU take him on. That's right, dog owner - YOU need to take your dog(s) for walks and otherwise give him something to do, because if you don't, he will likely make a nuisance of himself to you and your neighbors.
Your dog Creates Nutcases by Making People Go Crazy from lack of sleep, or ability to even complete a thought. Self-defense is not the same as Dubya Bush sticking firecrackers into lizards and frogs - that is the psycho-example. It is no excuse for you to let your dogs drive people nuts.
Dear Fellow Dog-Noise Sufferers - Here are some hints to remember.
One - as many posters have made clear, there is no point in trying to talk to the owner. They will say "Dogs Bark" (since "you" don't matter). They are accustomed to living in a zoo full of filth and noise, probably since childhood. Also, it could lead to your blame when something 'happens' - see Step Two.
Two - don't call the police about the problem. The cops may side with the dog owner and then, when some OTHER neighbor who kept his mouth shut kills the dog, they will think you did it. The dog-loving prosecutor, 'smelling' a case that could lead to becoming mayor, will get you convicted on circumstantial evidence. Imagine the testimony: "He told me the noise was driving him crazy," said the officer. "Crazy," the prosecutor repeated, looking at the accused with a sinister frown with the image of the strangled dog on the overhead-projector behind him.
Three - However tempting it may be, as you become more and more insane from the incessant noise, don't use violence to 'get even' (bats, guns, bull-whip, or a sling-shot with ice-cubes). I know you cannot help but dream between nerve-wracking barks, but think about jail-time too - those things will cause a ruckus of squealing.
Step Four - By all means, don't leave anything toxic mixed with things dogs like to eat laying around. The dogs might accidently eat it. News stories report different things which have been used in prosecuted cases - usually when a neighbor had complained many times before to no avail and found themselves hauled off to jail when the dog was found dead. Also, the prosecutor will say a child could have eaten it - and you can't exactly say you fed that hamburger-anti-freeze mix directly to the dog to ensure no child would be harmed.
its a shame really the law works against nature....
it (the law) will be overwhelmed should be
dogs are the worst its no wonder they teams up with humans since forever
i say kill it and live free for once in your life then kill who ever has a problem next just keep killing and advoiding cops as long as you stay away from killing cops you should be able to continue ur killings(gta4 :P)
Do you also want to kill crying babies???
GET SOME HELP!
Can they be annoying? Yes, but thats NO reason to want to kill them.
Its just one minor annoyance you have to just live with.
shoot the owner
cant even let a dog have the freedom to bark whenever it wants to?
this is a sign of speciesism, you guys dont get how good you have it to be able to live life as a human.
anything thats not human doesnt get hardly any respect let alone be enslaved in houses because urban is taking over wild life, and i find it sad but oh well.
people are so caught up in thier cars and cellphones and whatever else increases thier greed.
all animals need to be happy is to have someone to love them or a toy to play with and some food and water.
too bad its take so much more to make us happy that we have to destroy life in order to satisfy our lives of always wanting more.
and when the earth has nothing else to give you, what will you do?
Humans are pretty much destroying the world because of their selfishness and ignorance.
And this proves that the evil exists in the world. God only does good things.