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I wish a girl would kick me in the balls.
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For a long time, I've fantasized about girls kicking me in the balls. It turns me on to tap my nuts a little when I masturbate. Let's say I was your friend irl and I told you I like to be kicked in the balls. How would you react and what would you think? Would you still be my friend?
Do you think it's normal?
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Artanis186 (19943)
2/3/09
Well, depending on how good a friend, I would be like o.O "o...k... that's kinda strange" Only cuz I've never heard of such a thing.
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arios (19982)
2/4/09
no and your just weird im a girl and i think you are freaky do you even have a girlfiend???? because im sure she will kick you. if not you need to get with one quick
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StrawberryBlossoms87 (20105)
2/10/09
I DATED A GUY LIKE THAT!! He loved it, and I oddly enough, (Being the deranged dominatrix in the making teen) loved doing it.
He also liked being pinched and smacked there, he was a kinky boy, but, he was MY kinky boy. :))!!
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cjwright79 (20324)
2/17/09
I'm tempted to say it's not normal, but honestly dude, whatever turns you on.
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jtball (21316)
3/27/09
I like getting hit in the nuts too! NOT. that shit hurts. But hey if you like it, thats pretty cool. Your like a superhuman or something.
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LoveHim (21414)
3/30/09
I'd still be your friend lol
we all like things that are a bit different and if i was your friend i'd be glad u cud confide something like that in me.

Infact, i'd probably kick u in the balls there and than lol :)
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ajaxsurya (21446)
3/31/09
yeah i would surely knee you in groin
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oskilover18 (22167)
4/20/09
I'd still be your friend. We all have odd fantasies or fetishes. I have to admit I am incredibly ashamed of the fact that almost all of my fantasies are of ... well being forced against my will (even though I mentally recognize that I would rather be murdered than raped).
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blue_eyed_bombshell0307 (21997)
4/23/09
like literaly kicked?? to the point of you kneeling over in pain? or just apply pressure?
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lawliett (22296)
4/24/09
I'd still be your friend but I wouldn't go anywhere near your nuts...
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fk7inkraginendykott (22297)
4/24/09
Get married it will grow old
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lemon (1677)
5/15/09
I met someone like that over the Internet. We never got to trying it though. I think it's normal, just probably classified as bdsm play - not for everyone.
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cracklover69
6/20/09
i wish a girl would lick my balls but teva dude
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Powerfrog (18386)
7/14/09
I've been kicked in the balls many a time. Men, Women, Goats! It's all the same, it makes you feel ill, hungry (lol, it does for me), tired and generally unwell. I don't see why anyone would want it, but if you asked me as a freind, i'd do it... Just for the fun of it. (I'm a nice guy that way.)
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anabolic19 (25748)
7/18/09
ooo now you see my girlfriend kicked me in the nuts today it was an accident i was lieing in bed with her and i tickled her and she lifted her leg and got me straight in the bollocks

and i can tell you it wasnt sexy just hurt like a b*tch

nasty nasty
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HitlerSausageSlave (24926)
8/4/09
@: arios
WTF are you asking? Of course he has no girlfriend. He's a troll.
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thewhore (26721)
8/6/09
uhm, dont you think that would hurt? :) but i think whatever turns you on - mabye your a masochist? cause that's a common sexual fantasy, apparently
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HisaoNakai (24816)
8/10/09
It's okay,but Dangerous your scrotum can twist and need surgery.
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reddawn17 (27137)
8/15/09
yeah i've been kicked in the balls before its not as glorious as you might believe.

and if you asked me to kick you in the balls i definately would i don't think you'd like it as much as you think but i'd find it hillarious
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classicalman114
8/18/09
@: reddawn17
Wow, you are a fucking idiot.
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cheapeskater (26607)
8/20/09
@: arios
you little bitch. you don't get girlfriends for show, sex, or anything else like that. you get a girlfriend cause you want to be with her.
perhaps you have no self respect for yourself.
i'm a guy, and i think that that would be HAWT getting kicked in the nuts. that'd feel awesome :3
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scarfface (27555)
8/25/09
seems like you're off to a good start , hell , even reading this post makes me want to kick u in the ballz
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AcidSmilez
9/3/09
If you was my friend irl, and you told me that... I would have kicked you in the balls... Several times, just to make it tingle...
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TheRedSheep94 (28875)
9/23/09
mate your a fucking nutter, but whatever gets you hard,LOL
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OT3P_Wolf (29288)
10/2/09
damn, that's hot!
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nothing2 (29013)
10/7/09
at least she cared enough to do it
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assen (29647)
10/10/09
where are you? i'd be happy to do it! lol
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thembones5 (30108)
10/20/09
its normal things turn ppl on no one knows why
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djG22 (30765)
11/4/09
this is the second post ive read today about this same thing! lol didnt knowit was that common.
google 'tamakeri'.
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seriously2233 (33554)
12/28/09
well as a guy i would never want anyone to kick my balls although since u erge this i guess u should ask the worst i think can happen is for her to say no.
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Alaskaraven (34365)
1/8/10
Come'ere. I'll kick you. Then I'll tie you up and slap you around while I ride you...

Mark, is that you?
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Malfoy (29225)
2/15/10
@: thembones5
You're a maroon, thembones5. Don't speak for others. The only reason no one is speaking up is because those who know are too afraid.

The ol' masochism... totally normal. Not everyone is bright enough to realize it
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pipebomb (37726)
3/1/10
Believe me getting kicked in the nuts by a girl is not fun
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peachfuzz (37794)
3/6/10
elephant
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daddybigballs (37145)
3/9/10
just make sure she doesn't do permanent damage, you don't want to end up having flat babies, lol
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geckopaws (20496)
3/12/10
Well I would kick you in the balls. As a friend I feel it would be my duty and honor. LOL.
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fluffyshem (32175)
3/13/10
I see you like pain... that's not too healthy. Be seeing you in the Emergency Room soon.
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sheepsheep (34873)
3/16/10
pretty stupid
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landbeyondnoother (38444)
3/17/10
Thats odd! WAY!
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mieoux (36234)
3/19/10
It's not normal, but I wouldn't end a friendship with someone over that, I'd probably make a lot of inside jokes about it at first though.
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christine (32263)
3/19/10
I wear pointy stiletto heels....trust me, you don't want me to kick you in the balls.
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Gullart (39467)
3/24/10
"How would you react and what would you think?"

I was going to say I would kick you in the balls and turn away, but never mind, it wouldn't work...
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NATURECALLME (39849)
3/30/10
IM WISHING TOO I CAN KICK SOMEONES BALLS ONE DAY.LETS MEET PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE................
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billybobz (40085)
4/1/10
@: christine
Christine i would love to be kicked there by a girl wearin stiletto over and over again the more pain the better
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FunkyFatMan (34514)
4/8/10
Ouch man, like ouch! Steel balls?
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macc55 (38218)
4/8/10
Let's see, is it normal for a male human being to purposely get kicked in the nuts. The answer is no. But when your horny, your not in the right state of mind, so in that case, yes.
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luckyslevin7 (40537)
4/8/10
ITS A FETISH THAT SOME GUYS HAVE.

they go to a dominatrix to fullfuill these needs .... it up
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b4long (19909)
4/8/10
@: NATURECALLME
I'd love to meet lol. let me know if you're ever in Missouri
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ac1d6urn (40371)
4/10/10
Hah I'd totally be down for that. I used to be a bully in elementary school and would do that all the time to guys. I'm a wee bit of a dom.
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master_of_batio (5514)
4/10/10
Getting your balls licked is absolutely normal. Most guys are worried at first but when a girl gets down there and licks the nutsack nice and gently, nothing feels better. Totally normal and very very common.
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blueberry.icecream.09 (40768)
4/10/10
if u were my frend nd u told me tht...
im a grl so obviously 1st i wud giggle, but i wudnt kick ur balls if u told me dat, thts just creepy.
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PikaPuff (40829)
4/11/10
I'd tell you to look into Japanese pron. There's a lot of weird fetishes that are considered almost normal in Japanese pron, there's probably something there for guys who like to get kicked in the junk.
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clasyandsexy69 (40827)
4/11/10
well u like kinky stuff ,, n friends r 4 gd n 4 bad 4 sick n health n 4 strange n 4 normal <lmaoo> but yh i would be ur friend but i would think ur a bit strange :P u r desperate of a gf
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screamdemon (40907)
4/13/10
Haha I've never heard that before but yea I'd be your friend still
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purple-girl (40976)
4/14/10
I will kick you
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mazza1995 (41369)
4/18/10
first of all i will kick you in the balls for saying that obviosley you dont want kids
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girlygirl54321 (41316)
4/19/10
I think thats okay , id kick you in the balls....just sayinn
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LagXX
4/22/10
are you emo?
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am529 (34578)
4/26/10
I hope you aren't that guy on Yahoo! Answers who uses the name "someoneyoudontknow".

You do know that if you get kicked in the balls hard enough your testicles can rupture, right?
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quinnay51
4/26/10
Trust me you DO NOT want to be kicked in your nuts

My ex gf likes to kick me in my balls like every day and it Hurts!
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deepthought33 (36483)
4/29/10
@: christine
There are plenty of men that would love a stiletto heel in their balls just as much as a good kick ;)
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Kickmeplease (37486)
4/30/10
I'm in Northern Virginia and would also love to find a woman that would be willing to kick me in the balls. If there are any women that would be willing, please contact me. :-D
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UserFriendlyDrug (44076)
5/1/10
Well I'm a male, and I'd kick your balls really hard just to see how you reacted XDD
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Sophie;xx (41113)
5/2/10
your scary....
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cookies=0 (44239)
5/2/10
hehee, once i was playing chicken, my friends thighs were around my head, i got pretty turned on lmao =p oh yeah both guys
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dragonlover (44026)
5/7/10
Dude, i would love to, id freaking bite it if u wanted me to :D
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shakenbake855 (29666)
5/7/10
@: StrawberryBlossoms87
no
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mdy112 (43915)
5/7/10
I've heard the saying, "sometimes you've gotta kick your friends when they're down", but we gotta draw the line somewhere right??!!!..lol! You'd all be some fucked up friends! WTF, poor guy wouldn't even have a chance if ever wanted to have kids some day..bye bye sperm!!
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satanwannababy
5/8/10
@: dragonlover
ouch
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MyWonderingMind (44933)
5/8/10
I think it makes sense.. I mean, Hmm idk how to put this i guess.
sometimes i play with my fiances balls when we do it. he says that feels weird. but he doesnt stop me.. so im assuming to some point he enjoys it. so i guess if you like being kicked in the balls its whatever dude.
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philliesphan
5/10/10
I just had a girl kick me in the balls today
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giggles27 (42669)
5/11/10
Dude, ur just a masochist.... a lot of ppl r. my advice, find a girlfriend thats sadistic.. in other simple words, having pain inflected on u makes u horny, so find a chick that gets off by inflicting pain on others... even experiment a little, have her tie u up and whip u... scratch u, bite u, pull ur hair...
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ciano (45228)
5/11/10
You have a fetish. Don't ask anyone who wouldn't consider themselves to be romantically involved with you to kick you in the balls.
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xyz001
5/14/10
ill be u friend man...
ill kick ur damn nuts whenever,wherever~
ill kick ur balls so hard so help me! till u cant create a child...
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casualcrow (37879)
5/14/10
dont get the wrong person to do it for you or you could get hit too hard and damage your nuts.
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JadedImage (44897)
5/14/10
Me and my husband practice Ballbusting on a regular basis. This is a type of fetish. Look it up ;) I try to kick him at least 20 times in a row, then continue punches, grabbing, pulling, ect. Lots of fun when you find a mate who enjoys it too. Many years of fun!!!!
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steph19913 (42755)
5/14/10
Everytime my exs pissed me I would punch them in the ball... But they would like cry doesn't it Hurt really really bad
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Submissive (45741)
5/16/10
Getting kicked in the balls does hurt but this is outweighed by the pleasure of groaning and wriggling helplessly in front of the woman or girl who does it. It increases the turn-on if the woman / girl laughs about it after she's done it.
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Submissive (45741)
5/16/10
Incidentally I fantasize about a woman choking me with her stockinged toes whilst another one puts hers in my balls. My hands are tied behind my back with pantyhose with hose also tied gently around the scrotum. The woman choking me presses hard with her toes and gives the all clear for the other woman to squash my balls with her panthose covered feet. I choke helplessly whilst her toes wiggle in my groin and feel them crush my balls time after time and until the two women are completely satisfied.
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lightningrabbit010k (40750)
5/18/10
i suppose it depends on what you like but i just think it would hurt.
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unsunghero113 (45911)
5/18/10
I'll kick you in the balls if you want. but seriously this is wierd. I mean I'm a masochist pain turns me on sexually but not when it involves the family jewels.
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Submissive (45741)
5/18/10
If I had a choice I'd have a woman or a girl kick me in the balls every day ... for practice, for developing technique, for pure sexual enjoyment and for ultimate dominance.
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belfire (46253)
5/22/10
if that's what turns you on then that's what turns you on. As long as you're not hurting anyone else run with it.
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utopiaia
5/25/10
lmao ^^
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VoLoPoK (45464)
5/25/10
not as fun as you might think
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femalepimp
6/3/10
i would sill be ur friend. i'd kick u in the balls yo make u fell better 2.lol
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doubledover (47466)
6/6/10
@: quinnay51
wow . you are one lucky guy. let her kick you. if not send her to me. she can kick me anytime.
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doubledover (47466)
6/9/10
@: christine
i'd like you to kick my balls christine. you might do damage with those pointy stilletos...hopefully you would try to. oh my my my. oh well, how painfully provacative.
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MYSTERIOUSGUY
6/10/10
why dont you go to a contest like pulling something with your balls?Lots of people do this like pulling with teeths ,eyesockets and etc..also you could get money and you satisfaction!Just imagine:''the mysterious guy with the hard steel balls,or ballminator,or ballcock [like hancock] or the adventures of the baller, rocky baller,ramballer,ballmando,ballman[like batman],or the clash of the balls!!oh im overdoing it but its your choise! : ]
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deny11
6/19/10
yeah!I'm really game for it and I'd still be your friend ,and also I'm going to make sure it's really gonna break!hahaha
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EbonyMT (48199)
6/19/10
Yep, id be happy to do it and id still be your friend lmao ftw
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imjustme (38474)
6/30/10
you an asshole....thats just weird. I"d still be your friend, but if you ever asked me to kick you there I'd say no.
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Jake1414
6/30/10
Ok, dude ur an idiot. I wouldn't want anyone to kick me there
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XHaol (35392)
7/1/10
Lmfao! I would probably say that that's a little strange, but I would have no prob with it. You know, there actually is a fetish for that. Maybe you can get your kicks out of that (no pun intended).
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CaramelChrissy (50220)
7/10/10
You should definitely date an abusive woman.
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dorkyou21
7/11/10
I wouldn't just cause your name would be Irl. Talk about creepy....
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Shrunk (49633)
7/11/10
NEW JERSEY BALLS GUY FROM YAHOO ANSWERS
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Jellybean
7/19/10
I'd kick you in the balls .. Really hard.. ahaha Na thats kind of weird, do you like pain? Well you can't help what turn's you on :)
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juni0r2010 (46226)
7/19/10
@: NATURECALLME
NATURECALLME (39849) kick my balls please am desperate x
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marcuswright (51266)
7/23/10
@: christine
u can kick me in the balls anyday of the week my love
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Foreveryoung13 (51759)
7/30/10
I would do it and maybe do something else if u asked me 2
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mfabius
8/3/10
I have steel toe boots ;)
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LlamaHarmer
8/7/10
awesome . You should be one of my freinds they all have weird things one likes feet the other wants to get tied up and get spanked by a lady dressed up like a police woman. There are people with other worse fetishes out there. Everyone likes different things.
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Destiny*** (52463)
8/8/10
Thats just the weirdest thing, But yeah i would find it strange but wouldnt say no.. What an Offer hey? Lmao.. :)
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vero (52177)
8/8/10
i would kick you
and its isnt normal
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windowlicker (53331)
8/21/10
ew too much information..but yeah any girl would find that hillarious
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MindLabyrinth (53911)
8/25/10
Dude that is so ok. Who doesnt want balls of steel
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metalheadfrvr (54167)
8/27/10
I'll kick you so hard you won't be able to have kids
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youmakemereallyhappy (54091)
8/27/10
not normal and ahah i'll use my pointed heels
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LostSheep
8/28/10
I'd think you're weird, but I'll kick you real good
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Sil3nt_The_Apathetic (54320)
8/29/10
You want a female to kick you in the balls. This is completely understandable. This is what you're going through:

A) You either don't want to have children.

B) You're tired of wearing condoms (even though the sex you do get is few and far between as it is).

Or

C) You're an idiot.

(I'm leaning more towards C)
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nymphetaminegirl420 (54841)
9/4/10
Only could signify your really a chick.
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