I'd love to have a business, where I have the BEST product that people have to have at any cost, and treat the customers like shit. I want to force them to put up with my tyranny because they want my product so badly and can't get it anywhere else, just like the Soup Nazi on Seinfeld.
I'd love to publicly berate the customer I didn't approve of and banish them.
I'd care so much more about my product than money so losing a customer is no big deal. I wouldn't even consider it losing a customer, it would be more like good riddance to an asshole that can't follow my rules!! People would come for the show AND the product!! I wouldn't lose either way.
IIN?
I'd love to publicly berate the customer I didn't approve of and banish them.
I'd care so much more about my product than money so losing a customer is no big deal. I wouldn't even consider it losing a customer, it would be more like good riddance to an asshole that can't follow my rules!! People would come for the show AND the product!! I wouldn't lose either way.
IIN?
I would get very creative with my hatred though.
"Don't come back until you have dropped 80 pounds!"
My insults would be so disgusting and personal,
"Get out and take a bath, you smell like random cock, unwanted pregnancy and shame!"
"Your welfare money is no good here!"
"You're not intelligent enough to fully comprehend the greatness of my product, come back with a high school diploma or don't come back at all!"
"Well if you don't like it you pay DOUBLE PRICE!"
Fuck yeah. Hatred.
Should I get out now or right now?
"Worker Number 2, pull trap door lever NOW!!"
Bye Bye!! You survive trap door, you may come back in 1 year and try again!!
I will boil your firstborn child, render his lard, and use it to grease the hinges on trap door and try again!!
What would be the product?