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if you had to kill some one.....
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who would it be??
i'm not joking here.... common no one will know, it will be our secret. heheheh ;P
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stargirl... you know death by dick..XD
someone who is just about to kill me.
James fucking Blunt, Shut the fuck up james and die for fucksake will ya!
this kid at school thinks hes bruce lee
i suppose id go after someone who starts needless wars where thousands die.
it would be, theoretically, Knuckifyoubuck.

he just besmerched Star Trek.

I hope a Ferengi sits on your face.
Everybody.
Definitely not Gorge Bush...
@slackjawedyokel
Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
I don't believe in killing





I believe in methodical prolonged torture.
george w bushhead :)
ifi could i pee on him (not in a sexual way) as a humiluating way
my mother
Actually, come to think of it, a teacher who allowed me to be physically and verbally abused back in middle school. Wezwick. I hope she gets a tumor on her labia. I hope it bleeds and causes her to smell 24/7. Then I hope she catches polio and ends up in an elder care program where the forget to turn her for bed sores and she melds to the bed. I hope the bed gets mites that slowly suck her blood till she begs to die, but her estranged gay sopn refuses to pull the plug or have her put down like the dog she is, until she crawls over to the window and tries to hurl herself out, only to become stuck on a ledge where she spends 3 agonizing hours in the freezing cold until she looses consciousness and waked up in hell having a pineapple shoved up her ass.
Yay that was my manic moment of the day :D sorry to those offended.
anyone who names their daughter "Tiffany"
@: Potato
in heaven, they also stick a pineapple up your ass, but there the pineapples are rectum shaped and lubed to the max. yeah, thats right baby
a girl that i have been trying to find for the past year to kick her ass.... but she has been running away, and hiding from me.... i just found out where she works.... so maybe since she caused me so much trouble with trying to stomp her face in, i'll just shoot her.
ha ha ha what are you??? a Pimp!!! lol man you had it comen....
me? no im not a pimp... but if you screw me over, i screw you over 10 times worse... even though this chick damaged things that can be replaced, the principle is that she went behind my back, and has been hiding from me.... the hiding part just makes it fun.
If I didn't go to jail for it..
My sister so I can watch my step mum and dad succumb in sorrow... or my step mum so I can watch my sister succumb in sorrow and my dad do something.. or my dad because he's a stupid piece of sh*t!
All of my extended family and inlaws because they were so f'in useless and dysfunctional.
Regrettably the mother f'ers cheated me out of this little satisfaction and went and died anyway of natural/unnatural causes.
If I was reincarnated I would want to emerge from the womb ready with sawn off shotgun.
@: Potato
u no, i want the same thing for of my enemies at school years ago.
i wish my mom would die she physically and emotionally abuses me.
are you serious? that's very
sad
definetely george bush for all the killing he is behind he deserves it
i'd kill udi falkson so i could take this site over.