if your above 18 you're welcom!

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Well, at least you don't have sex, especially not with relatives, animals, children, and/or while performing odd and often (always) rather disgusting rituals that involve vomit or fecal matter like most of the rest of the degenerates on this site. You're likely still going to hell though. Have you ever heard the saying: "If your right hand leads you to sin, cut it off and throw it away. It is better for you to lose a part of your body than to have all of it go into hell." If so, you know what you need to do.

Dude so r u saying that ur dik was smaller or bigger... cause if u were bigger... STOP TUCHIN URSELF MAN!

Dude putting the title "if your above 18 you're welcome" is basically inviting all those under 18.

PMSL.

At 25 I was "doing it" 5 times a day. Would have been more but after 5 ejaculations my testicles ached too bloody much!

No it will not make a bit of difference to your sex life if and when you start having one.

I personally believe that masturbation does indeed increase the overall size but I am not aware of any evidence either for or against my theory. The reason I hold my belief is because, if you continueally fill a slack object (your penis) with liquid (blood) it stretches each time. Repetative stretching, in my view MUST make a difference to the stretched article (penis)
I could be totally wrong of course but I seriously doubt it.
Enjoy it. Talk of going to hell is only there to make you feel guilty and stop so some one else can get the satisfaction of your attentions. Also they want you to breed because thats how the human race survives. A few million sperms here and there ain't gonna change much in the overall scheme of things. Your body produces trillions of them in your lifetime!

AGONY GRAND DAD

Have a good day.

Not unless I'm the only 25 year old virgin on the internet, which I highly doubt is the case. The post seems fake anyways, and no, I certainly didn't write it.