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It just occurred to me that this site has the most demented and bizzare usernames I've ever seen. Do you agree?

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I love the usernames here! Mine isn't that creative!

I wanna have a different name
Like no one ever had
*Dun dun dadun*
To get one is my real test
To get one that's not bad
I will travel inside my mind
Searching far and wide
*Dun dun dadun*
These usernames to understand
The coolness that's inside
USERNAME
Gotta find one now

And I'll be quiet cause I ran out of lyrics and it's sucky...
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If you ever tried caffeine I think the world would explode.
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Sure it would, but as a kid, I promised myself to never drink wine, beer, or coffee. Other stuff with caffeine... er... I can pretty much handle myself...?
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This is the best comment you've ever made.
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I've made better comments, you mineral fucker.
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You tryna taunt a Diamondgirl/PrincessEmerald/PrincessEmeraldii-esque response outta me?

Not gonna get it, you adjective-abuser.
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You befriended, gregarious, factual and appraised fool!
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That made me smile. Thank you :)
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I love you Pika Girl! You're a kindred spirit (though you are much, MUCH more energetic than I am! And that's a good thing!)
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I love you, too, squirrelgirl! You are a beautiful person! And... I love squirrels! Yaaay!
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I'm like a dickhead, but better.
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I give it 60%, just about passing.
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<(`^`)>
....""....
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I wish to purchase one "art" from you, please!
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Sure! Show me to your "windshield", please.
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Lol
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i know my username is boring.

its just based off a character in the show red dwarf, who is kinda based off the biblical entity
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@: Legion
I honestly always think of that possessed guy in the Bible.
>:-O
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No! Stop playing games, OP! The only way to teach a chicken how to dance meringue is to morph into a holographic tarantula. But to do that, you need to find an unopened jar of generic brand pickles from 1981. Do you even realize how many station wagons I had to beat with a telephone pole just to complete such a task? The splinters on my nipples will never come off! 87 of them, OP! You ruined all 87 nipples!
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I'm OP, so you can start to refer me by my name.

Incidentally, do you need scissors? 61!
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Stop amputating my nipples! I'll have to stare into the sun for four hours straight just to regenerate them!
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Hmm, I donno if they're the "best", but it's certainly an eclectic mix. I guess it's because alot of sites focus on a more specific interest (politics, games, a fandom, etc), so all the names usually relate to that. Whereas here... well there does seem to be a preoccupation wish sex, but be we still get a pretty good mix of topics.
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@: Couman
As soon as I read the redundant term "eclectic mix", and then the word "mix" again instead of a synonym, I lost my faith in your ability to compose relevant comments.

I am prepared to accept your petty thumbs-down, but it won't make you a better writer.
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Incomplet
:D
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I'd prefer if you'd write words.
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Incomplet
好吧。
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谢谢。
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Incomplet
不用客气。
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那吃牛的藍紋奶酪丸狐狸解放了鍍金雞舍。
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My name's pretty unoriginal...I just chose my favourite anime character. But I agree that most people here have quite unique usernames; more than any other site I'm on.
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No worries, I'm the same. Well, Pika's not my favorite in Pokemon. It's Ditto. Anything in da world.
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Death Note XD I usually never watch anime but I started watching that one and got hooked.
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Your username tries too hard.
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Please be careful around Pika-girl. She is known to start fires by sheer force of will.
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*fire appears* FIREEEEE! It's so beautiful!
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NAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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You got it wrong. It's:

NAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
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Cluck cluck, mothafucka. :D
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@: Cucco
There was absolutely no need to refer to us all as lovers of mothers.
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@: Cucco
Yours makes me think of the legend of zelda
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Exactly :]
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I like reddits names more.
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Reddit is so god-awful and cluttered that I didn't even notice people had usernames.
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I think I win the award for the most typical username
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I'll forgive old-as-fuck users for less creative names since less were taken.
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Hmmm.
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That's the sort of name I wanted to see.
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Something tells me you're haunted by sandwiches...
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myall true name is lord festus the fourth esquire
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hey OP i guess transparency aint yalls administrations strong suit

were our conversation shamelessly censored for 'national security concerns'?

all hail obama!!!!!
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That's classified.
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i smells a coverup

and its not my skunk pelt blanket this time either
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Nothing to see here. Move along. Return to your homes.
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Will you insult me too?
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9/10
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Rate my user name. Neuria prefix relating to neutral functions.
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@: Neuria
5.
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Out of 5?
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@: Neuria
Thousand.
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It's over nine-thousand!!!
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DumBelle
I like to work out.
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I thought you were just a stupid beautiful person.
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DumBelle
No, you thought and know my username is superior; interpretation, double meanings and wordplay. It just beat Eccentric / Weird. Not witty enough. You lose!
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You just made that up!
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DumBelle
Ew, responding too quickly!

EccentricWeird is just an awful and impersonal combination. Try DarkerBlack! BrightShade! LonelyMail, they are more Dr. Seuss, you'd like that.
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Everyone seems to love you. I however wouldn't spit on you if you were on fire.
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That's what I thought.
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btw your name sucks 2/10 (1/10 minimum + 1/10 for the bro)
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So are you sexy, and do you know it?
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Some of them are quite normal.
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Johnnytherat
@: dom180
ikr
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@: dom180
I didn't mean for you to show your CRAPPY name.
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You already did this shit. Learn a new trick.
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IoncecamesohardIdied
He is shit.
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What?
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I like rock candy
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Worst username on the internet 2014
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I had to conceal my identity and happened to be eating rock candy lol
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Manure pile
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4/10
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Is your username one of the unique ones? :)
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Yes, obviously.
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69
who is this?
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@: 69
Who is who?
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The best? Really?
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@: kelili
Not yours, definitely.
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Touché
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I agree.
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Yours is unusual, but doesn't have enough of a ring to it. 7/10.
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Hey I'll take a 7.
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Make it a 6, for being too nice.
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Eff you bro.
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I think a good user name should be descriptive.
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Not zany enough.
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Just wanted to see my user name here. . .
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It's zany but it needs to be excessively long.
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At least my username rhymes. That's got to count for something right?
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You only get an extra point for that.
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High five!
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If it rhymed properly it would be "DirtyBirty" or "DirdyBirdy", so I'll have to take off an extra point for a fake rhyme.
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Nooo!!! I didn't mean to thumb you up. Grrrrrrrrr.

Now put that point back, plus 103 extras, unless you want me to go all secretary bird style on your trouser snake.
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I'm sorry, that would be a breach of my professional integrity as a username rater.
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Technically, you could make the same argument for squirrelgirl. To rhyme properly it would either be squirrlgirl or squirrelgirel (depending on you pronounce both squirrel and girl).
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You just got an extra ten points.
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I think eBay usernames are better. But there's one user who's funny and intelligent, (from what I've seen of her) and her name is really cool; NeuroNeptunian. Haven't seen any name here that's better than that. But the names here aren't the best, in my opinion.
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It's more confusing than amusing.
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I've never been so concerned, or enamored by Usernames that I actually pay them that much mind. I guess they're kind of cool if you think about it. But they're not really different from any others I've seen on other Websites. Usernames I normally see consist on just a play on words, or really really bad dry humor just like on here. I don't know I guess it's based all on perception.
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@: Flare94
The sort of shitty comment I'd expect from someone with an equally shitty username.
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Lol. I just did a gender swap version of my sister's name (FionnaCakeFan).

You should know who I actually am. Awight! People call me weird, crazy, energetic, anime-crazed (big hint). And bonus hint: This face should ring a bell ^¬^. Who am I??
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You could be anyone, lots of people on this site have ADD.

Also, I'm taking off 47 points because your name ends in "fan", and nobody cares if you're a fan of something!
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ADD causes people to be lethargic I think you mean ADHD
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In her case it's more like ADHHHHHHHHHD.
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Jeez... (What about WhoFan4Life? They're a Who fan.) Don't tell NyanStrike ANYTHING about this user. How about that. Please don't tell her about "FinnJakeFan". I made this in case if this ever happened...
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not so fancy but its ok ..thanks
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@: splashy
It's ... concise?
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Mine is based on My initials and sexual orientation of Onanism (a.k.a the practice of masturbation) OOPS! Rosy dePalma is calling!
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Your username is the kind of plebian shit we see on the unwashed parts of the internet. So below us IINers.
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I dunno about you, but Tumblr has the funniest, weirdest, most confusing usernames on the internet. I mean, spicy-vagina-tacos is a pretty clever name.
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They try way too hard to be funny. But here I know the funny ones are often a direct result of True Weirdness.

Also, I hate numbers in names. That'll set you back 147 points.
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I concur.
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Yours is adequate.
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Boom McBoom.
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Boring noun + number = shitty username!
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Oh damn. Maybe I should opt for a synonym + cliche noun combo.
Wait you SERIOUSLY DON'T KNOW THE SIGNIFICANCE OF THE NUMBER?
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People are really defensive about their usernames.
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DumBelle
No, yours just sucks, so it's impossible for you to troll this post with that sanctimonious attitude. You're trying way too hard.

Let me guess, you think people find you eccentric?

Weird is a useless add on, eccentric is bad enough.
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You seem upset.
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I cry myself to sleep every night about it.
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You should check out Xbox recommended usernames. Just an adjective and a noun pushed together.
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@: Deergod
The only worse formula I can think of is two nouns put together...
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You're the exact opposite but I think longer is better.

Also are you one of the few people who sees my name as I intended; "deer that is a god" Or just a play on words? I didn't realize it sounded like "dear god" until I started posting.
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@: Deergod
I play RPGs, so I thought you were a mystical deity with antlers.
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Well, it was based off of the forest spirit from Princess Mononoke. Also because deer and doe are pretty!
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Bow before the best username! >:3
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Sure thing! Where is it? 6/10
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in your mom's house :P
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FACK YOU.
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XD
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sexysonofsam
Your post is boring....
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NOOOOOOOOO
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Rate mine please :D
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11/10
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hahaha liar!
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Say it.
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@: chole
bajilion/10
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Too much for you to handle.
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I wonder, oh well... I guess it depends.
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( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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Ms.Dempsy
Plain and simple.
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I never liked that name. Sounds too much like dumpster.
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Rate my name, fool.
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-10000000/10
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You're pathetic. Give me a real rating before I decide to end you
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It's a real rating for a real dickhead.
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How am I a dick head? You're the biggest cunt on here
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