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IIN my dog runs away when I fart?
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My dog sleeps beside me all the time but if I fart she gets right up and runs off. It's weird because she used to sniff my farts and seemed to rather enjoy it but now she acts all offended!
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xfg41
Hold her under the covers the way Amish men do with their women.
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@: xfg41
I thought that was the Dutch?
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xfg41
Pennsylvania Dutch
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Normal she runs away, not normal your farts are so bad she has to! Do you run away from hers, by the way?
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Maybe it's not the smell, but the sound? Sometimes a really loud and abrupt fart can frighten an animal. So far my cat doesn't seem to mind my farts.
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snapchatanyone?
Do you have snapchat?
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Nope, I don't do that stuff.
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snapchatanyone?
Do you have snapchat?
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Fuck_IIN3
Your dog is smarter then you.
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abloodieddogscockforbrunch
You are totally disgusting fuck off back to Mexico!
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How has your relationship been lately with your dog? I don't want to pry and get all personal but I mean if she used to enjoy your farts and now she runs away, maybe there is a deeper psychological reasoning behind this. Try looking into your pets eyes before and after you feed her. It could be a trust issue. I'm not an expert on these types of things but it's just something to consider.
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