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Some of you may remember me asking about how I trained my sisters monkey to give me hand relief, well I decided to tell my mother and now she's reported me to the police, I'm not allowed within 200ft of the house, and the police confiscated my laptop. I filmed me and Digby, I don't know why, what's going to happen to me, I'm so scared.
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Comments (16)
Since when is it illegal to get a handjob from a monkey?
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@: Couman
*removes hat and wipes away a tear*

damn straight

god bless america
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@: Couman
It is illegal if you film it and post it online. I got tricked by a woman who said she would have sex with me.
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StrippedRapedStrangled
I don't believe you got a link to prove it?
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I don't have my computer, the police took it, I'm posting this from my phone, besides I just sent it to this one woman so I don't know if you could view it.
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StrippedRapedStrangled
Don't concern yourself with what I can or can't view

Why not post a link? It sounds like you are full of shit to be perfectly honest. There is an entire internet out there use it and post a link or you're bullshitting
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NSA_Surveillance
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bucho's_butt
I'm constipated.
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NSA_Surveillance
Thank you.
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flyingnostalgia
It over for you, so say your last prayer.
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thegypsysailor
You have just joined an elite club, the sex offender's registry. A life long commitment to degradation and mistrust.
And let me be the first to congratulate you on your well earned achievement.
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TheDentist
You realise he's clearly trolling, right?
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thegypsysailor
Huh?
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TheDentist
Whaaaaa???
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I'm 36, I never go out because we always had my sister to take care of and my father before he passed away.
The time I spent with Digby was the only sexual contact I got.
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53739
wow...that sad
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