In that story sassy wrote about wishing she was funny like you, me, and parrish, you wrote a beaming acceptance speech that rivaled a Dostoevsky novel, and then wrote a follow-up feature length screenplay about the users you thought were also funny. You've got work to do, buddy.
On another note, have we scared Allistalla off? I do hope not. You're like my personal version of The Odd Couple.