Well my gf of a month invited me over to dinner Friday night so that I can meat her parents and so I went. Her parents seemed to like me when they first saw me and everything was fine until it was dinner time.The food was served,prayers said,and we were eating. Minutes later out of nowhere comes out this small 2 second fart combo that obviously sounded like a fart,and only a fart. I squeezed my butt cheeks shut so nothing else can come out. I said in a whispering voice "oops". My gf said "Gross!!" while everyone looked at me with a horrified look. I turned beet red,excused myself to the restroom and sneaked out the back door never to be seen again. I felt so embarrassed and still do about that night. I haven't called my gf and neither has she. I like her I mean she is hot and what not but should I break up with her?
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Mary Jo get the shot gun. No I don't care what the fuck about how old dis boy is, get the fuckin shot gun! I'm bout to hunt me some wabbit. Better stay away from MY baby girl's rabbit hole!
Seriously, what fucking prudes XD
Her parents will forget about it, or later on they'll just laugh about it with you. Just don't get all worked up about this.
I expect that sneaking from their home was way worse and ruder than a little toot. Fart and run? Don't expect to hear back from the gf anytime soon unless you pick up the phone and apologize to her and her family.
But anyway, there were a series of errors here.
Firstly - do not, under any circumstances, meat people without their consent in a written contract.
Secondly - do not unleash fart combo's. Nothing catches people off guard quite like a nice uppercut of farts.
Third - do not excuse yourself then leave out the back door. Plan ahead and excuse yourself then head to the kitchen. Find a conveniently placed fire axe then, like my gf on her periods, start swinging that thing everywhere until no-one alive knows your secret.
Lies.