I like pooping in school, is it contagious? Is it normal? Am I an alien? When I ask if its contagious, does it mean that if I poop and someone else poops at the same time will they turn into poop or will I? Or will we both always poop at the same time for the rest of our lives in sinc? Am I an alien since my poop smells like Febreeze air freshners? I think something is wrong with me... Btw if you think i am mentally retarded or something, its common for people to think that, im not sure why, but i bet you'll probably think that. And im not joking, i need serious help.