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IIN to poop in my neighbor's pool?
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His dog yaps all day, so late at night I shit in his pool. It's usually a diarrhea consistency so it spreads out into unidentifiable particles and chunks. IIN?
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Comments (11)
CarlTheBugFucker
Constant diarrhea is not normal.
Try eating more fiber.
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mrbrownfinger7
If you did firmer shits, you could just throw it over the fence
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Now i get your name...
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mrbrownfinger7
it takes a while, but you all get it eventually
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This was random :D. You cracked me up. But if you get diarrhea often then it's not ok.
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You must feel much satisfaction whenever you see your neighbor swimming in his pool. Good thing it's diarrhea, if it was solid pieces he would know right away! This way you can slowly increase the percentage of shit in his pool every night.
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You are a mastermind
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sourgrapes
No its not bloody well normal.ffs.
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smallthindick2
I would suggest that you take more appropriate action against your neighbour for his dogs constant barking.

What I have found to be much more effective and less of a chance of getting shot for trespassing, is to look up his number, switch off your caller identity and wait until around two in the morning, dial his number, wait for him to answer and bark as loud as you can into the receiver until he hangs up.

Wait for an hour and repeat abovementioned. continue doing this every hour on the hour for a week. I assure you that he will get the message and get rid of the dog!
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Ponywriter
Fucking disgusting
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Brett_Keane_The_Stallion
Not comment situation on the pool part, although my diarrhea is similar to yours and cones out almost constantly. This is because I eat an individual diet consisting purely of Mac n' Cheese and Chilli cooked up by my wife Dorn individual.

Remember ladies and gentlemen, Chilli no cheese.
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