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IIN to wonder what women think about when they are having sex?
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I've always wondered what women think about when they are having sex apart from the obvious like: "oh! That feels good..." What do women really think about?
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A few think "omg omg omg, he's doing it, he's taking my flower! I'm a woman now! Finally a woman. W-O-M-A-N, say it again! Ooooh sexy me!"

Some think "Oh, is he going to marry me??!" or "My dress is going to be SO perfect and beautiful!!!" or "Maybe I'll ask Athena to be my bridesmaid, no, Savannah!";

Others think "Why didn't I choose his friend at the bar?" or "I can't feel anything, is he inside me already? Damn, it's so small!!" or "Is he gonna finish? I already faked mine. You're kidding me I have to moan louder than that???" or "Why did I even bother? Should've just used Mr. Good Vibes AND watched Inglorious Basterds again"

While others "I really have to get Edna to clean the spider webs on these corners" "I hope he doesn't ask me to go on top" "zzzZzzzZzzzzz"


But sometimes we'll just go, lightly "Uhh.... this... is... AWE...SO..ME...."
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U are crazy ( In a good way )
Your response it sooo funny
I love it.
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Thank you! :P
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Lol, those are funny :)
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Those are true. Haha. ;)
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One in there is true for me haha. sometimes i do think, i faked it c'om on finish already haha
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Haha. See? I said they're true! ;)
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That's all I ever think
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i love you, in a good, friendly way, for truth!
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I love you back! :)
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Hahahaha You made my day!
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I'm glad! ;)
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LMAO and I SECOND NoraBaker!!!
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i think, "ugh, imma man"....ZZZZZ
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You are THE man, Shuggah! So why do you still look like Jabba??? Eww! Lol -- Happy Yesterbirthday! :D
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thank you =D today is my mama's birthday too. but would your rather i be the rougish captain solo?
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I would!!! Very much!!! But we should play incest with Luke and Lea! jk LOL XD
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well my light saber is right here miss
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Keep talking "dirty" I'm nearly... O .... Oh.... Ohhhhh there we go. Was that good or what? Did you come too? (*voice in head, I'm such a man now I made her come. The guys are gonna love this.) Of course I *cough* love you babe *cough cough.*
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Why has he stopped doing that? I was enjoying that. It was alright and then he... whoa! What's he doing now? You stop that right now, fella, or I'm going to snap your fingers back until they, HEY!, whoa, buddy, if that was meant to go there, I'd have evolved a set of socket wrenches on my buttocks.
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If more men had passion and romance when having sex with a woman commited to a serious loving sexually commited relationship other than i am going to fuck her yeah!, a lot of women wouldn't have to think do i have to fake my orgasms to make him feel like he is pleasing me sexually again? kissing passionately and working up to foreplay and being romantic to her would also turn on a lot of women who are turned off by just being penetrated in the same spot every single time.
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@: chewy
Absolutely. We really would appreciate that. Youre right
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Is it over yet!!!!!!!!
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Depends on the guy. lol Sometimes we are like man this is great and other times we are like what the hell is this shit lol
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Wait, what? They can think?
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It's possible but there's not much scientific evidence to support the theory...lol
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I'm going to guess that we really don't want to know...haha
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better question what do guys think about when they are having sex?????? hmm...
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@: cammers
I think about football...
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are you looking for that touch down with a women or just a feild goal.......
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why football lol and is everytime you have sex???
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I don't think too much. I just want him to do it harder!!!
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Guys think...... "oh yea im getting laid, awesome, one more bitch to mark off my list!"
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depends. i usually think about sex myself. =)
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Our day.
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With all due respect, is sex really that boring for you?
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@: bigtoy
I was just kidding lol
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i pretend i'm in a porno.
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I'd love to be married to you! lol
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Hell yea. Ima pornstar when I get it on. Sounds and all
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she thinks y d hell this man cant do it harder and faster....right there oh yeah !
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i know a girl that said that as she became less and less attracted to her ex, she found sex so boring she used to just day dream, even once she got the munchies half way through and was trying to decide what flavour of crisps she would have when he was done.
this only semi relates to your question, but whatever, i found it hilarious
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I think of my man having sex with another hot girl very vividly and her really enjoying it and her breasts and him touching her and sometimes I think of us having a threesome and it's just a fantasy because he won't even entertain the idea so I don't tell him I think this.
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Pity he won't go for it - sounds hot and very original.
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TheAesir
Ahhh oh yeah. Thats feels good. I wonder if he has any STDS he better not have any. He better not cum in me *Cums inside* Fuck now im gonna be pregnant with his baby and my parents are going to beat my ass up.
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What color I'm gonna paint my nails afterwards.
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what i really think about when having sex is omg where did i meet him and i wonder if his friend would have been better.

I'm looking for a lover,a friend, and a companion and why is is so hard for women to meet a man that fits this discribion, oh ya that's right they are only having sex with women as a one night stand.

I just wish there are men out there that is looking for that special someone like me.
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There are men like the type of guys you mentioned, if you can't find them then you are not looking in the right places.
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