I'm a hitman...
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When I say I'm a hitman, I don't mean the killing type, It's sorta like a game that the girls play in my school...basically I'm a tool and they "hire" me to seduce one of their friends. I've been doing this over the summer and gained the codename "The Capricorn". Is it normal that I'm their tool?

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Moi (588)

2006-05-17 17:04:34

How much do they pay ya?

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Mandyw190 (3677)

2006-10-29 09:47:54

so ur like a man prostitute?

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roger49 (3711)

2006-10-29 18:23:50

Sure sounds like it Mandy. But personally I prefer the term man-whore, not that my opinion has any bearing because I am not a man-whore.

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galeni (2821)

2006-10-29 23:27:51

r u making good money?? i need to change to a more lucrative business...

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dalfaceNY (4054)

2006-11-05 04:05:57

i think its fucked up, you should never fuck around with people's emotions

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hitman889 (10084)

2007-08-19 14:22:19

i am a hitman ...............and i kill people who are tools like you

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OuCh_ThAt_HuRt (8544)

2007-08-25 23:55:49

@: hitman889

You ain't nothing but sum pussy lil punk! Wish you would come into my hood!

You wouldn't walk out alive I can guarantee that.

Pussy lik u hide behind computers and only go out in public if they hav a ton of uthr fuckers behind em cuz they'd their shit blown out in a one on one fight.

And, guns ain't shit because you would still have to gt in and out....

Like I said you are a lil punk pussy!!!

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MichelleLivesMusic (10021)

2007-08-26 00:01:47

Im bret the hitman hart

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