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Im a strange cat person!!!!!!

Well heres the thing i like to take my clothes off put bacon on my winky and let my cats lick it off!!!!!! is it normal???

Neville
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Comments (14)
yer i do this all the time! do you like the wqy the bacon feels???
In hopes that your cat takes a big bite off your winky next time, I am responding. Cheers!
heheheheheeee.. I said winky... considering all the dick that's been rubbed and shoved onto my face, that was a juvenile thing to say.. I ate poop this morning.

green
@: JanIAm
my jan that is.

lmao Look at my pussy jan!
@: nearly
jesus
lol
Not quite what you expected?
To cover mine, I would need a side of bacon, not a rasher!
@: nearly
It was cute I like cats.
@: JanIAm
ROTFLMAO!!!! Jesus, that ain't nice
if i put bacon in my pussy r u sure my cat wont bite me
you do know cats have tounges equivalent to sand paper right?
my friend has try ur story and my cat almost bit him
i hope your cat bites your dick off u freak.