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im blind woof
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hi there im blind and i have a problem with my guide dog.
my guide dog is a poodle and his name is noodle,anyway noodle my poodle is trained to woof when he sees me type a mistake letter on my computer monitor so i correct it and noodle the poodle will woof again if it is right.
my problem is noodle the poodle has to woof,woof a bit because i make a few mistakes on the keyboard being blind doesnt help much.
he has to woof woof a lot sometimes and gets a sore throat. i am wondering does anybody know of throat lozenges for dogs,noodle the poodles throat would be a lot better of i think.
any help handy.
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Comments (10)
Let him swallow your jizz that will help
what a bollocks post
thats impossible dogs dont have the memory capacity to remember every single word in any language. fake
i cant believe i just wasted my time reading that.
this was boring and pathetic
Lol @ people who took this guy seriously, and actually said it was fake. Looks pretty fucking fake to me!
*closes eyes*

Taking into consideration with people who can type without looking at the keyboard nor the screen by learning to touch type it's quite easy for blind people who type without assistance.

*opens eyes*

Comeon can others do it? It's quite easy just learn the finger home key positions and you be a master in no time.
sorry yo all you neandthrals who took this seriously,it was written as an absolutely outrageous yarn,you might get a chuckle out of.
go back to your valium.
this has me way way confused. But that is what you wanted...right?
hum... woof.